Posts by KP - Kafuka Boards

Going to answer questions in the order that users appear in the thread...

Here's Gywall's.

How many animals did you hear fart at the zoo?
I think only one. And that was a bear cub. I think it was a fart, I'm not sure... Whatever it was, it was adorable.

Have you ever been camping with animals yet?
I camped with my dog before. And one time a moose hung out by my campsite (which was near a river) for the two nights and three days I was there. Never bothered me. Another time, a squirrel jumped up on the top of my tent. Without missing a beat, I got up and smacked the tent from the inside as hard as I could and sent the little shit sailing.

Am I asking too many questions yet?
Do you understand how ridiculous this question is this early on in this onslaught?

Who would you say asks the best questions?
I don't think after compiling this ridiculous reply that I have an opinion for one over the others. I like them all.

Do we have to ask multiple questions to get an answer again?
You certainly didn't give up.

Would you rather have the female username colour?
Nah, not right now. Maybe when I fancy a ~~sex~~ color change.

How much do do you know about the current ABDev status?
Next to nothing. I'm not really a coder, so I'm usually out of the loop when it comes to actual code and its progress. All I can really do is suggest behaviors and such.

Have you ever reached any of the Reinfors Syndromes?
I got the lowest level of it once. I can't remember how long ago it was

Are you going to answer these before you get five pages of questions to answer?
I fucking hope not. I have set 100 posts per page.

Have you ever played any of the Saints Row series?
Nope, kinda wish I did.

Is your toilet seat made of Wood, Plastic or something else?
I have an MDF toilet seat coated with a certain kind of enamel made to look like porcelain. Might as well be made of ice...

What do you think of this ask a boatload of questions fad?
I think it's awesome that there is activity in my thread. And it doesn't really seem like a fad because you guys don't seem to have an end to questions yet.

Are you trying to beat Nicole for most questions answered in one go?
Well, if the record is less than 73, then I've broken it. And I wasn't trying, no.

Which would you rather have as a girlfriend - a catgirl or bunnygirl?
Hmm... I'd have to say bunnygirl. Soft and friendly, yet horny as hell!

What do you think of KuSki's genie fascination?
...What? Apparently I don't come around here as often as I should.

What do you think of the permanent Reinfors going about?
Excellent. Now if we could just keep that momentum going and bring in some fresh blood, that'd be greeeeaaaat.

How'd you feel being the victim of a open-the-door-into-a-surprise prank?
Depends on the nature of the prank. I once got a surprise party, and that was really it. No buckets of water over the door or anything...

Do you think there's anyone who loves trains more than Nicole?
I believe so. I've been on youtube looking at space documentaries and ended up discovering a massive collection of videos of trains crossing over railway crossings. I didn't know there were so many.

What's your next case making project going to be for?
Probably another portable game case. Likely going to be smaller and more portable than my last one, which was a damn monster.

What kind of business would you run?
I think making and selling these portable game cased made to order would be ideal. Really, anything with wood; but I'd rather find some way to combine video games and woodcraft in such a way that makes people want to have my products in their home.

Ever felt the posting-inspiration burn-out effect?
I have, especially lately. I don't have much time to browse the board nowadays, much less the wherewithal to think up replies... But I'm trying.

Do you remember the days where SmileyCentral ads were everywhere?
Man, that shit pissed me off. It was the one thing that taught me patience. I had to learn it in order to avoid picking up a tire iron and beating the shit out of someone.

Are we making you feel old yet?
How so? I'm 28, that's a nice age. Not even three decades. I am feeling the effects of age starting to creep up on me.

Which incarnation did you join the Acmlmboards in?
I1. You probably don't remember me; I was mostly a lurker. Really young and reeeallly stupid back then.

What's your feeling about all these questions at this point?
Hasn't been bad so far, a little bit of a thought exercise. The sheer amound of them is still ridiculous.

What kind of booze do you like the most?
I don't drink, but if I had to guess what I think I'd like the most, I'd say Jager.

What did you do first thing this morning?
Got up, took a piss, got dressed for work, and left the house. Not much I like to do when I get up, so I'll usually try and do it all the night before.

Are you regretting leaving the questions to pile up?
I can't say I've felt regret. I don't know if I will... but I might.

Have you ever visited a landfill site?
I've been to a landfill a few times. But not just for a visit... I actually threw shit away. And tore a fresnel lens out of a big screen TV and almost burnt my dick off accidentally while carrying it to the car.

Can I say that'd be a rubbish job?
phhhhhaaaww. what a trashy attempt at a joke.

Would you rather go to heaven or hell?
What the hell kind of question is that? Good heavens.

Should someone else answer these questions for you?
NO!

Do you think people are having an ask thread identity crisis?
Not really; from what I see it's not happening enough to be considered a "crisis"

Can you understand the difference between Crisis and Crysis?
I know one's in the Webster dictionary and one's the title of a video game. Good enough?

How was Valentines Day for you?
Today was just like any other day. Honestly, I'm kind of enjoying that while I can, because once I find someone, this day is going to be a reminder of the fact that my wallet is not my wallet.

Is this thread worth a heart-attack in realising how many questions you have?
<KP9000> ...just saw my thread * KP9000 sighs, opens up notepad <KP9000> Gywall is an assface. <KP9000> He asked me 36 questions by himself. <KP9000> And KuSki is junior assface with 31 questions. <KP9000> Nicole, Lili, and Trapster's questions total 6. <NightKev> lol <KP9000> 73 mother fucking questions. <KP9000> how am I going to parse this reply

KuSki:

How much you'd pay to see an hippo driving a car and doing it well enough?
I'd probably have to be paid to see it. I really don't give a shit about circus acts...

Is the zoo closed now? Everything is dark here...
You got left alone in the dark with the big black homosexual gorilla. Hope you brought vaseline.

Is there a limit on how much questions you can ask at time?
Only the amount limited by this universe.

Whay do you think the current username color limits?
I'm not sure what you're referring to. If you're asking what things there are that the current username color scheme is limiting, I suppose it's just limiting the users' ability to specify their own.

Do you think one day somebody will have to start a new ask thread to prevent answering to a huge question list?
I doubt that will solve anything since the question would just come up again in the new thread. Besides, that'd be missing the point of the thread in the first place. Why ask for questions and not answer them?

What's your opinion on long question lists?
I think there's only a place for them when the person being asked has the time for them. I had been very busy the past couple weeks.

Why do people always answer question lists when they are in a hurry?
I don't know, but I don't find myself among these people. I'm not in a hurry... If I was among these people who answer question lists in a hurry, these would have been answered long ago.

What has been your favourite layout?
Hmm... the most favorite layout I made is the Cave Story one I made on board2. Second favorite is my Iron Man one. As for overall layouts, I seem to like Nicole's.

What kind of movies do you like best?
I like Sci-Fi's and comedies. Really anything with a good story is nice. Can't handle chick flicks, they fuck with my head and I'm a guy and I can't handle the emotion.

What do you think of online streaming players?
I watch them sometimes. I tend to watch Lenophis' stream, he's a user over in romhacking.net's IRC room and another ROM hacking room in espernet.

Do you think Nicole can be even beat by now?
In terms of posts, I don't think I have much of a chance. I don't post a lot.

Does this mean this thread can become a landfill for unanswered questions?
Nope, especially when, if left alone, people will stop asking them. Therefore, the thread will cease its function as a question landfill.

Why am I always asking why Gywall likes to gossip?
Are you? It's not very apparent, at least in this thread.

Do you like trains?
I like them, but I don't obsess over them like some people do...

Did you do the flop?
wat

How would you run a business?
With intelligence. I think if I were to attempt it, I'd educate myself on some of the aspects of knowledge you'd need in order to do so.

Why do I have this feeling of running out of original questions?
Probably because you are?

What's your favourite smily face?
I like and Can't go wrong with the classics.

Do you remember the pre-adblock days?
It was not happy fun time. People were beaten.

Do you remember the old days of drama at AB?
Hell yes. I remember flaming Valcion and NOT getting banned. Dunno how the fuck I did that one.

Do you think there should be more settings to change under "Edit profile"?
Like what?

Would you lock this thread at this point?
Maybe, but it's not likely.

If you had a party, would I drink all the booze as usual?
I dunno, but it seems to me like you've got a habit of it. So yes. Which is fine, since I don't drink. I don't have to do that to enjoy myself.

Do you think the list is starting to get pretty high by now?
Yeah, but hopefully I'm almost done. I see the light at the end of the tunnel!

Has Gywall accepted finally this is a Landfill of unanswered questions?
I don't think so, or else he wouldn't be continuing to ask them.

Have you ever worked in a landfill?
Nope, and I don't think I ever will. To qualified to do other things to think about taking a job like that.

Would you stay at the purgatory?
Probably not. Too hot. That's why I moved out of Arizona.

Do you think posting after a deleted question doesn't count as double post?
Nah, I doubt it, unless it was intentionally abused.

Do you think I can induce an identity crysis to Gywall?
This game sounds interesting.

How much time do you think I will still misspell that word?
Enough times that will push you into a fit of rage and anger that you'll remember every time you begin to type the word.

Do you have an holiday on Valentine's day?
I worked today, if that's what you mean. But I don't really care, it's not a major holiday. And I think once I have a reason to celebrate it I will be able to juggle that and work at the same time.

Nicole:

Would you like to go camping with hippopotami?
Hell no. That's not camping, that's asphyxiation.

Are you glad to see your thread used as a free post repository?
I guess, as long as it continues to serve its purpose.

You've just given up here, haven't you?
Nope, just been hella busy. Lots of school stuff to work out.

Is there any chance in hell that all these questions will be answered?
Yep, I'm almost there...!

Liliana:

Do you prefer the N/A or the male admin username color?
N/A seems to work fine for me. The Male color's alright, I just feel like N/A for a bit longer.

Trapster:

What's the most cruel joke you've ever played on someone?
There was a time when I lived with little stepbrothers. In their room, they had a bunk bed that they would always jump up into, and I thought it'd be funny to take out the two screws holding the front of the top bunk up. The youngest one pissed the bottom bunk a few hours prior during a nap, so nobody would get near it. But as one of them hopped up, the top bunk fell down like a trap door and he fell through straight onto the pissy bed and bounced up and then slammed onto the floor. Best prank I've ever done.

So, that's it... I'm going the fuck to sleep.