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Posts: 4701/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Are you sure? I hear the CALL of the pied piper. |
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Posts: 4702/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
^ Pringusconscofulus?
< Wishes he wasn't tired all the time v Likes Kirby |
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Posts: 4703/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
What the heck is Vinewrestle?
I'm glad you asked! It's Vinesauce memes and shitposts, hosted by Joel. |
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Posts: 4704/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Sounds like a CULT to me! |
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Posts: 4705/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Ah, so it's a Vinesauce thing, then.
Yeah, and I'm one of the idiots that can't get enough of Vinny, Joel, and (by extension, since he's basically honorary Vinesauce now) Simpleflips. What your favorite Windows Destruction vid? I can't remember which one it was, exactly, but the one where Joel goes full scam-baiting. That one was pretty good. |
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Posts: 4706/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
"Huh?" Cai says, having forgotten what she wanted to say. She is distracted by her hitherto unnoticed attraction to Bel's muscular build, as well as the sensations of being fondled. She begins to moan softly as he caresses her leg.
She blushes even more profusely at the compliment. Given her state of ecstasy in Bel's grasp, she finds it incredibly difficult to form coherent words. She manages to muster enough cognition to blather out, "Hmm.. You too." She had never experienced such a moment of physical reciprocation before, and her mind races.. Snapping from her state of mesmerization slightly, she caresses her left hand up his side and up to his chest. Taking her right hand off his hip, she uses it to undo the knot on the drawstring of her leggings. She leans in to distract him with more kissing while continuing to stroke her fingertip softly across his hardened, muscular chest with her left hand. She moves the attention of her right hand to his knee and seductively up his inner thigh. Making a deliberate point to stop at his groin and cup her hand, her eyes widen in surprise at the size of what she can feel through his thick trousers. She puts a finger on his lips with a coy smile and shake of her head as she moves her hands to start undoing his belt buckle. |
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Posts: 4707/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Like butter did she MELT in his arms. |
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Posts: 4708/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Posted by DarkWitchClaireI'm no expert, but I'm gonna say they probably taste like ass. * |
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Posts: 4709/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
While that would leave a WELT or two, that makes no sense in context. |
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Posts: 4710/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Any other obscure YouTube channels more people should be aware of?
I kinda like Sir Sic, The Social Inequality Crusader. But that's because he pokes fun at stupid people. He has 40k subscribers though, so I dunno if he counts as "obscure". |
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Posts: 4711/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
What rhymes with Orange?
The same words that rhyme with Silver. |
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Cai's shoulders drop slightly as Bel starts to bite softly behind her ear, inadvertently making her horns push against his face and get in his way. His hand entering such a sensitive area causes something of a knee-jerk reaction of her clenching up her thighs. After a moment of feeling the rubbing, she remembers that she wants this stimulation, she relaxes again. Her womanhood being already noticeably wet is notable through her panties.
Having completely stopped her side of the foreplay due to being reduced to little more than putty in his hands, she snaps back to herself and says a close approximation to, "Sorry, got lost in the moment there." then gently pulls his now-drenched hand from her nethers to slip off the side of the bed and situate herself on her knees between his. She playfully pokes at his penis through his pants and notices its fledgling erection. Clarity returning to her mind slightly as she pulls at his waistband to expose him, she stares in wonder at his genitals in their halfway-at-attention state. Gently placing the heel of her hand in the space between his testicles and the base of his penis to get a general measurement of what he's packing. It stretches from the heel of her hand to the tip of her middle finger's nail. She then wraps her thumb and middle finger around to gauge his girth, she is able to close a gentle grip with her long finger overlapping to the knuckle at the end. Awestruck with penis envy, she wraps the rest of her hand around his member and begins to gently stroke it slowly. Her gaze locked on the tip as it playfully peeks out of his foreskin as she caresses his length, she says, "I always thought that since elves were a smaller race than humans, that the men wouldn't be quite this big..." swallowing a mouthful of saliva, she continues, hungrily, "I hope I'm able to handle this." Resting her chin on her closed free hand, she gets an idea as her arm begins to grow tired from the repetitive motion. She moves her face closer to his phallic mast, and says, "I read in a book before that men enjoy it when women do this..." Having inadvertently slipped that she isn't as innocent as she let on. Inhaling deeply through her nose, then exhaling, she places her tongue at the base of his member and slowly running it along the underside. Giving it a pecking kiss, she comments, "There's a pleasant earthiness to your scent, and it's much more agreeable than those dragons." She shivers, though it's unclear if it's from the thrill of the moment, or in revile of reminding herself of the recent trauma. Not wanting to stop there, she pushes her tongue into his foreskin and drags it around the circumference of his tip. Taking a moment to process what she's doing, she finally adds, "I also read that doing his will help get you ready for the 'main event'." She then strokes down with her other hand to retract him, having wrapped her tired arm under his leg and grasping his leg from behind, and begins to playfully lick and suckle on his exposed glans. Occasionally enveloping it into her mouth to do both at once. Down in Neris' room: Zarik has drifted off to sleep from the warmth of the room and being slightly hypnotized by the iridescence of her wings in the sunlight filtering through the curtain. |
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What are you watching on Netflix right now?
Kinda hard to watch anything on a service I'm not subscribed to. |
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Posts: 4714/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Don't use Spotify either?
I probably should, but don't. Any movies you're looking forward to seeing this year? I've heard rumblings of Deadpool 3. Then there's also that other Ryan Reynolds movie where he's an NPC in a game turned protagonist. Fucked if I can think of the name right now, though. do you watch anything on tv? NOPE! Used to follow Rick & Morty, but just haven't felt it lately. Stopped watching before the season 3 finale, haven't given much of a shit about the new season either. |
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Banned because I feel like being a dick today. |
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Posts: 4716/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Don't mind me, I'm just the resident POTTY mouth. |
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Posts: 4717/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
^ Negative
< Is seeking catharsis from a shitty day of dealing with borderline retarded customers v Will take umbrage to my word choice |
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Posts: 4718/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Fire your writer. They're going stale!
Still kinda floored by the fact I'm on the podium for my inconsistent posting scheme of "Wall of text in the role play forum" and "totally irreverent shitposting". Seriously, what the fuck, guys? |
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Posts: 4719/4986 EXP: 23613008 Next: 113558 Since: 01-02-12 Last post: 1262 days Last view: 1262 days |
Cai pulls her head back from her work and playfully pokes the bead of fluid forming from his opening. She is mildly surprised at its tenacit in forming a thin rope as she pulls the finger away.
"Oh please." she says with a giggle, "When you consider everything leading up to now, and with I was just doing... the least you should be worried about is me thinking you a pervert. If anything, it should be me worried that you think I'm the pervert." Tugging on the tails of her ribbon, her luscious locks of chestnut hair burst out of their containment. Tossing her prized green hair ornament into the disarray of garments on the floor, she tosses her head slightly to make her hair fall into its natural place. The long strands of hair toward the front fall into place in front of her horns, adding a complement frame of her face with her bangs as she faces him. The rest falls to just about shoulder length. "Thank you for the compliment, I guess. I'm just doing what I feel I should be doing. I must be doing something right if you're enjoying yourself." She smiles sweetly as she stands to take him up on his offer. She playfully nudges him back for him to make room for her to lay down inverse of him. She pulls his underpants the rest of the way off, then says as she tosses them aside, "I guess it's my turn." She playfully hooks her thumbs into the hip section of panties then slowly inches them down to tease him. As she slips her panties down, she reveals that she has her pubic hair shaped into a cute little heart shape just above the lips of her genitals. She is noticeably flushed and swollen in her nethers, excess fluids dripping from them and running down her thighs. Fantasies of the incipient activity exciting her to a fever pitch. Letting her final coverings drop to the floor, she purrs, "Not quite the innocent little princess you thought I was. Am I?" as she lays down on her side in a six and nine position, as requested. She sets the leg she's laying on forward to allow him to use her soft, milky thigh as a pillow and props herself open by folding her opposite knee perpendicular. Spreading the lips apart with her fingers reveals that she is the same contrasting fleshy pink down below. Given her state of arousal; there is a mildly pungent, but pleasant, pheromonal scent wafts forth. She situates his lower leg in a similar manner for her own comfort and immediately gets back to her carnally-driven sodomy. She starts slowly, continuing as she had been before being interrupted to make things mutual. Then she slowly begins to take him in deeper, and with increasing intensity, but never allowing him to slip out of her lips, despite her horn rubbing against his leg and occasionally snagging on the bedding. Come what may of her actions, pleasure or pain, a beast had been unleashed. ---- Down with the other couple: Zarik had begun snoring and using his arm as a pillow. Neris slowly begins to stir, and awakens to see him conked out face-first into the backrest of the chair. Slightly confused about where she is, if it's even the same day, and why she would be awakening for a second time if it was the same day; she tries to process what's going on. The only thing she can come up with is that she ended up scaring him again, and that he was monitoring her again. She says to herself in a hushed tone, "He must really care about me... To have watched me until falling asleep. Either I was out for a while, or he was just so tired..." She runs her fingers gently through his hair, surprised by how soft it is for belonging to such a rough-and-tumble kind of man, and in stark contrast to the men she was so accustomed to being around. She also gives him a light kiss on the forehead. Not understanding why she felt compelled to do it, she just did. Zarik snorts softly in reaction. This catches her off guard, so she backs away reflexively. Not wanting to risk waking him, she settles back into a sitting position on the bed. She hugs her knees to her chest, causing the large logo on her shirt to catch her attention. With a mild grasp on what the design meant, she thinks to herself 'Do I really deserve to wear something like this so openly on my chest?' spending a few moments watching Zarik as he sleeps from behind her knees, she spots a bag on the desk she hadn't before. Quietly getting up to investigate, she walks over and opens it. Inside contains a few inconsequential bits and baubles, as far as she was concerned, and the clothes she had been wearing the day previous. She takes the initiative of changing shirts. Deciding the plain white would look better on her than the purple she had on, as well as taking off the logo she felt didn't belong being prominently displayed on her person. Moments after changing her shirt back, she stretches and fans her wings out to full wingspan, taking note that her shoulders no longer hurt. Unable to suss the meaning why, she shrugs it off and returns to her perch on the bed to watch her man sleep. |
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How do you listen to music these days?
The old school way: download and use Winamp. |
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