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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8    
Posts: 1/10 EXP: 2149 Next: 38 Since: 09-22-12 Last post: 4342 days Last view: 4342 days |
Fool! Welcome. Welcome to my cave young ones. Please forgive the belated salutations I am the holy sword Excalibur!
Young ones! Do you want to hear the legend of me? Do you want to hear a heroic tale? I am the holy sword Excalibur! No autographs! My legend dates back to the 12th Century thank you very much. |
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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8
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Fool! Posted by Marzen64 FOOL! I am the holy sword Excalibur! My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. It is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago... |
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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8
Posts: 3/10 EXP: 2149 Next: 38 Since: 09-22-12 Last post: 4342 days Last view: 4342 days |
Fool! Posted by Emuz FOOL! As someone who is unaware of the vital role that singing has played in the cultural history of mankind you are in no position to question me. Remember that the next time you stop to consider your place in this world. You do not possess the power to deny a singer his song. Do you understand what I'm telling you? This leads me to provision #667: You must praise Excalibur at all times! ..which reminds of the time I was in New York.. It was a sunny evening.. |
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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8
Posts: 4/10 EXP: 2149 Next: 38 Since: 09-22-12 Last post: 4342 days Last view: 4342 days |
Fool! Posted by EmuzPosted by ExcaliburPosted by Emuz Fool! My greatness is outmatched against the one you call Snivy. Don't rush to judge. One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the height of foolishness. Ahh yes, that reminds me of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it home. |
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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8
Posts: 5/10 EXP: 2149 Next: 38 Since: 09-22-12 Last post: 4342 days Last view: 4342 days |
Fool! That reminds me of two of the 1,000 provisions..
Can't start your day without it.. and
Also I am reminding the time I spent in Hollywood in the 1930's. It was a magical time.. I invented Technicolor ya know.. |
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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8
Posts: 6/10 EXP: 2149 Next: 38 Since: 09-22-12 Last post: 4342 days Last view: 4342 days |
Fool! Posted by GreyMaria FOOL! Those in power have the responsiblity to maintain honor! A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities. It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day. This reminds of one of the provisions you must agree upon to wield me in battle.
Indeed, quite important one indeed.. One should surround himself in luxury.. |
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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8
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Fool! One should always be clear then they speak! Though it does remind me of a time when I did find gold. It was shortly after the French revolution. I was in the care of a young man who hated to show his left hand in public. Ahh see.. those where the days.. FOOL! That brings me to Provision # 224: Always uses proper diction when addressing an elder in high esteem. |
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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8
Posts: 8/10 EXP: 2149 Next: 38 Since: 09-22-12 Last post: 4342 days Last view: 4342 days |
Fool! Life can be treacherous you see.. I remember when I invented that phrase. I believe it was summer in Mongolia.. or was it winter in France? hmm.. Maybe spring in China? At the I was discussing how one should sit and enjoy life.
Which brings me to provision #202: Only the grandest of toilets is acceptable! |
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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8
Posts: 9/10 EXP: 2149 Next: 38 Since: 09-22-12 Last post: 4342 days Last view: 4342 days |
Fool! Posted by Emuz FOOL! If you fill your life with trivial matters you will loose sight of the goal. My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. FOOL! Now I will regale you with a song! Hopefully you will find it as inspiring as I do~ FOOL! The challenge is not to fall in love! |
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Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Level: 8
Posts: 10/10 EXP: 2149 Next: 38 Since: 09-22-12 Last post: 4342 days Last view: 4342 days |
Fool! Provision #75: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style
Oh? I forgot to mention today is my birthday! Why everyday is my birthday. FOOLS!! Why is my name shining as brightly as my legend?!? After all, my legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago. Which reminds me of Number 58 of the 1,000 provisions I would like you to observe, never talk to me while I'm humming to myself. This is an important provision do you understand? |
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