Granted, but they transfer their idiocy to the internet and the SOPA bill gets passed.

I wish I was better known on this site.

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Seeing as I live in England, rainy and cold. Not sure how cold exactly though as I don't get all that cold and don't tend to check.

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I use abbreviations little to never as I am a major grammar Nazi especially on the internet. Even on twitter or in a text message I always take the time to write it out properly and it annoys me when people abbreviate for no reason "just because it's cool" even though they have a ton of characters left. My mum is a capital offender when it comes to this. Anyway that's my rant over (Hopefully) before anyone dies of boredom.

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Aghast Tripping

Larry Sunshine tripped along exitedly. He was on his way to meet his lover, JayJay, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a raptor hopping along, carrying a potato in its mouth.

Larry Sunshine was almost on a plane when he came across a magical cake, lying alone on a fascist plate. "That must be a treat from my fabulous bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked collossal, so he ate it.

It gave him the most rather mediocre tingling sensation in his sphincter. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see JayJay.

When JayJay came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Larry Sunshine cried doggedly.

"Your palm! And your knee!" JayJay said. "They're vampiric! Can't you feel it?"

Larry Sunshine felt his palm and his knee. They were indeed quite vampiric. "Oh, no!" Larry Sunshine said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that magical cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," JayJay said. "I got you a carving knife. It must have been that hallatious man who lives nearby. He acts a little turgidly, ever since he slammed a spatula."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Larry Sunshine sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," JayJay said roughly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your palm is really fantastic like that."

"Really?" Larry Sunshine dried her tears. Larry Sunshine kissed JayJay and it was an entirely hysterical sensation, like the beach boys shimmy'n down the street on a hot summer Sunday..

They spent the night having entirely hysterical sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.
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Wow, first try and I get a TG story, kinda says something about my luck.

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Rugby. I will never voluntarily do it after school so why do I have to learn it now.

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Hoodies mostly, with loose t-shirts underneath (normally with something suitably nerdy on them) & loose jeans or cargo trousers. I don't wear shorts, ever, I despise the things.

P.S. Be proud of your pale legs, I know I am of mine.

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My last holiday was a month ago, when I went to London for my birthday and went to MCM Expo for the first time. Suffice to say it was one of the best days of my entire (short) life.

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Seeing as I'm close to being one of those options and miles away from being the other, I'm gonna have to say: Smartest. My high school is kinda weird though as there aren't really any recognizable cliques (although there are a couple, one being the ***hole boys who hang out at the top of the ramp beside the sports hall) people just hang out with their friends and that's it.


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Hank or John Green. aka The Vlogbrothers

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*Notices lack of velociraptor option*

I cannot pick either as I am allergic to both and partially scared of dogs.

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Hey, this ask thread gonna restart soon?

I feel like postcount++ whoring as my level is annoyingly low.

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Granted, but when activated they can never be deactivated. Permanent eye lasers anyone?

I wish that all following wishes of mine become incorruptible. No exceptions.

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Bio: Sapphyre "Blaze" Eldritch

Sex:Male
Age:40 (Appears to be 21.)
Race:Human
Height: 5'4

Appearance: Palish skin, blue mid-length messy hair and grayish green (open to interpretation) eyes. Tattoo of Japanese kanji for energy on shoulder.

Occupation: Hacker

Power Type: Energy Replication

Apparel: Wears a zip-up black hoodie over a dark blue long sleeve T-shirt,khaki trousers and red canvas shoes. Constantly wearing aviators. Replaces the hoodie with a duster when going outside.

Personality: He acts sarcastic and cynical but humorous and is rather smart and witty. Slightly anti-social due to mild aspergus syndrome but fine with people when given time to familiarize with them.

Abilities:
Energy absorb: Can absorb people's powers and other such things on skin contact.
Fatal Energy Absorb: Similar to "Energy Absorb" but all of the subject's energy is taken from them killing them and giving Sapphyre a large boost of energy.
Energy Replicate: Produces energy from his core being which can be used to mimic any power he has absorbed, however using too much energy at once tires him greatly.
Energy Overload: Can use up a large amount of energy to boost his physical prowess. He transforms into an overload state, a few noticeable differences include red flaming hair, a blue glowing aura and movement trails.
Partial Psychic Abilities: Can read and control peoples thoughts, though only weaker minded folks for the control aspect.
Energy Imbue: He can pass on abilities or weaknesses on to people temporarily. This can also be used to enchant weapons which are more permanent.
Energy Wormhole: Can create a wormhole out of energy that can be use to travel to different worlds.
Electrokinesis: Can manipulate electric and electromagnetic energy to form a wide range of attacks and moves such as lightning bolts from the palm and kinetic shields etc.

Skills:
Hacking
Lock-picking
Firearms use
Free Running
Minor Seduction and Persuasion
Research
Metalworking and forging
Tinkering

Weaponry:
A well preserved artifact katana.
A pair of crimson and dark blue SecFire revolvers.
A Claw Gauntlet that can function as a grapple hook (one of the ones you have to throw)
Hack Tool

Backstory:
Sapphire originates on an alternate version of present day earth wherein magic exists but is scarce among the population. Sapphire was born with a double recessive genotype for magic capabilities,his parents being carriers, which on this world is rather rare as on 1/4 of the population are carriers let alone affected by magic.

He had a rather normal existence until the day of his 15th birthday, when suddenly started absorbing energy uncontrollably, wiping out the electrical grid of half the city. A month after this a man visited him in his home and offered to train him, this man was a psychic and taught Sapphyre the mental strength needed to control his powers and also a little psychic training on the side.

About a year later he realized that his body had not aged due to the magic however he was able to drink and smoke with no consequence, however he did not let that turn him into a junkie and stayed on his teacher's strict training regiment for two more years until he could control his power.

At the end of the two years he was let back out into the world where he lived moderately successfully for several years as a hacker. He eventually became aware of the multiverse through a psychic vision showing him amassing a large amount of energy and transporting to other realms. He traveled to many worlds, saw many things and had many adventures. Chronologically however this is his first.

(Sorry if the backstory's too long I kinda got carried away.)

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Explosive of choice?

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I'll join.

-This is a partition-

I'm sorry, what did you say? I can't hear you over the fire!

I would join, get shot, bleed out and die.

-This is a partition-

What if you ever had a dreams that, that you, um, you had, you'd, you would, you could, you'd do, you would, you want, you, you could do so, you, you'd do, you could, you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

What if you were in Pokemon world? *Gets hit on the head with a pokeball*

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Why is there such little blood in your basement?

I thought everybody had a blood basement?

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Steam: saphireblaze
PSN: Super_65
Haven't used my wii in awhile so I don't know my friend code.

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Granted. The new one has is shoddily made and ends up exploding acid all over your face. Disfigured for life & you still don't have a battery.

I wish I had Psychonauts style psychic powers.

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I'll play if this is still open and I'm allowed.

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