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StapleButter
Posted on 07-26-18 04:45 PM, in php struggles Link | ID: 138630
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you don't seem to really know what XSS is...


also, while you're at it with .htaccess-level URL rewriting, might as well just rewrite it to page.php?shit=foo&crap=bar so there's less overhead on the PHP side (you don't have to do decoding/etc there). but whatever, this works too.

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StapleButter
Posted on 07-26-18 04:46 PM, in Say something about the above user! Link | ID: 138631
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above user is weird

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StapleButter
Posted on 07-26-18 04:47 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 138632
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sure. you can be paid in dirty socks.

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StapleButter
Posted on 08-03-18 11:26 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 139381
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Posted by Danika
If there were time travel, wouldn't we know by now?

maybe they just haven't been telling us

they know we're filthy fools


Posted by AtomicAstro
Do you think there's someone out there with just a giant dirty sock collection?

Like they just keep their dirty socks somewhere and never clean them and buy new socks constantly.

'd be one weirdo. but knowing all the sorts of weirdos that exist... yeah.


Posted by Danika
Who is the sweetest bunbun?

bunbun?

did you mean banban


Posted by AtomicAstro
Why does one staple butter?

so it doesn't fall off your toast, duh


Posted by Danika
Silliest name other than StapleButter?

StapleGrassButterTea


Posted by Epele
Going to try and keep up now?

for now, yes.

never underestimate the force of laziness tho.

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StapleButter
Posted on 08-03-18 02:36 PM, in problems with logging out Link | ID: 139388
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bûrp.

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StapleButter
Posted on 08-06-18 11:39 AM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie (rev. 2 of 08-06-18 11:39 AM by StapleButter) Link | ID: 139450
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Posted by Thieppy
what if

stapple?

StappppppppppppppleButttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttter

happy? you derpo


Posted by Jamie
Think Cappy is capitalist from SMO?

wat


Posted by Danika
CorrectHorseBatteryStaple? ;)

horses don't get to guess, atleast not in Kuriboland.


Posted by Jamie
Danika that's exactly where it comes from XD

What happens if a capitalist hears the USSR theme on their iPhone?

they will smash the iPhone and scream HEIL TRUMP

then they will go buy a new iPhone

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StapleButter
Posted on 08-07-18 01:10 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 139487
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Posted by Epele
How left are you?

far Left, pretty much.

death to capitalism.


Posted by Danika
Is Chrono Trigger an awesome game?

dunno. haven't played it.


Posted by Thieppy
Posted by StapleButter
Posted by Thieppy
what if

stapple?

StappppppppppppppleButt

happy? you derpo

what if I'm more than happy? do I owe you something?

for this, you owe me to shove your head up your ass and keep going until you can lick your throat from inside

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StapleButter
Posted on 08-15-18 02:10 PM, in thread that raises from its grave and walks around like a zombie Link | ID: 139807
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Posted by Danika
Is 2300 AD a sad time? ;)

Posted by Danika
Will humanity even exist in 2300? If so, what level of technology would it be?

2300 AD. a ruined world. the decaying remains of a civilization.

the town looks... zombie. inside the remains of the buildings, live a weird form of zombies. they don't seek brains, but... manufactured goods to consume.

the fall of capitalism from 250 years ago has forced them into this zombie state. they get out at night to comb through the piles of trash, seeking for remains of that long gone era, which they trade with other zombies.

among all this, a cute little house that looks less crapoed than the others.

this is where you live.

the ecosystem is something from another era.

back in the productivist frenzy years of 2047-2049, the ground has been depleted and polluted so much that it has become impossible to grow anything.

you are forced to survive by killing and eating the zombies. not very tasty, a bit like expired meat. but it keeps you alive.

the town is deprived of electricity and running water. like every other place on Earth.

you regularly go on quests, to find wooden objects that you can burn for heat and light, and to fetch water. old school.

the water is so polluted that it has to be run through 17 filters before it can be used for anything. you can drink it, but it tastes bad.

day 4779.

you wake up, stretch, fart, brush your teeth, like every morning.

you go on your daily quest. you decide to try going North, following previously unexplored paths.

you eventually land on an enclave where, against all odds, an ecosystem has been striving. there is a source of water that is clean. the floor is covered in thick, abundant grass. large trees are covering the place, giving a very welcoming shadow and freshness in the world of extreme global warming.

all sorts of plants and animals are flourishing in this place, it's fucking wonderful.

you keep going, then you meet a gate adorned with a hammer and a sickle.

THE COMMUNIST SURVIVOR VILLAGE

..to be continued


Posted by Epele
Favourite word?

blarg

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StapleButter
Posted on 08-26-18 10:34 AM, in What's on your mind? Link | ID: 140081
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ASUS? feh.

dunno, honestly.

ASUS laptop here. maybe I got a defective mobo, but it has a bunch of weirdass issues:

* randomly, keeps turning on if AC is plugged. seems to do it way less often now.
* randomly decides that 'auto hibernate' means 'spin CPU fan full speed forever'
* sometimes faulty right speaker, probably unrelated

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-09-18 01:44 PM, in your dreams (rev. 3 of 09-09-18 03:17 PM by StapleButter) Link | ID: 140333
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I dream of all sorts of things these days but it's too disjointed to be put back into a coherent story


anyway, this night, or the last part of it

was visiting an apartment in some abandoned building. the apartment was really stark and dirty, everything was in gray/brown tones (felt like some kind of post-apocalypse world where everything is really like that). it was also weird, tilted floors, windows that are like those full-glass doors, etc... and had seemingly complete furniture inside.


also, parents' home, one of the cats hopping on my lap to cuddle, but she had weird paws, and was called a 'chocolate' instead of cat


large building, abandoned but partly renovated. balcony of renovated apartment. looking through a window, renovation was only partial. can see furniture, stone walls stripped of plaster/etc, ceiling (old-style, plaster-on-wood thing, like this) similarly stripped of plaster... as if they'd started renovating and never finished.

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-10-18 11:22 AM, in your dreams Link | ID: 140341
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another dream where I fly.

butterfly-like wings attached to my back. I pull two strings to control my flight, apparently.

I don't remember much besides flying to a bunch of places. a large building, comrade there, pondering going through a random window to start flying outside, but scared of the height.

also that bit where I see 'myself', reflection or whatever. I'm wearing a purple-ish flowery dress, and have purple/magenta lipstick (which I wonder how it went there and don't like so much).

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-13-18 11:41 AM, in your dreams Link | ID: 140374
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had two dreams that night and they were vivid and all, but I can only remember the last one (or the end of it), as usual


some party in some univ type building, with comrades.

I want to drink shito, but don't want bad beer. but then I see bottles of champagne (or cider? I think it was champagne but in the dream it was akin to cider??)

so I want some. there begins the quest to get a cup...

I go to another room, there are a few cups left on a table, but they're a bit dirty, and the derpass behind the table tells me not to use them. so I return to the place from before...

I meet a comrade and ask him where I can get cups, he tells me that 'they have disappeared', as in there are none left. opening a cupboard, all that's left is the plastic wrap thing that wrapped them.

I then follow comrades going over some kind of bridge to another place, there's even one of their dogs...

... and I wake up

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-13-18 04:16 PM, in Happy birthday NokNokShell! Link | ID: 140381
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he was unbanned from NSMBHD

I guess we could see if that's a bad thing

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-19-18 03:34 PM, in moving out at 16 or whatever Link | ID: 140513
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I doubt calling the police would get you anywhere, because derpderp


what you need if you feel you can't stand this any longer, is an escape plan

like, pack your shit (or the most important of it) and leave to a safer place. look into emancipation for minors, dunno how that works but see if it's possible at all (can be done entirely by you without requiring consent from your parents, etc)

then, some possibilities that are not mutually exclusive

1. see if a friend can provide you shelter and shito, atleast temporarily

2. see if you can rent an apartment at all? although that'd require you to find a job and herpderp.

3. see if there's any social service that can help you there. or some association that provides shelter to LGBT youth that are rejected from their home for not being cishet. there's that here, I read some bad stories about it, but regardless, it's a possibility.

4. which is kind of an emergency solution and by no means easy or anything. look up your country's laws regarding squatting. find a vacant home or apartment, squat there. know what you're doing and what your rights are. really, this should be the last resort.

if you end up moving out, there's the chance that your parents will send police after your ass to get you forced back at home and likely with even more control, they sound like the 'authority crisis' type.

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-21-18 01:22 AM, in your dreams Link | ID: 140558
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shito dreams, now. nightmare-y in a way. but twice in a row. was my subconscious trying to tell me something?


first dream.

not much that I remember, other than being given the keys to a squat in the town center, that was a weird long house.

and pounding a white lock with a hammer so it would fit the door where I needed it, but that was taking place on my parents' home terrace, out of all the places.

...

wandering in streets, shops. I take out a large tablet, like, the size of a comic book. I put a device on it that applies pressure to the screen. (this part probably just came from watching too many Hydraulic Press Channel/Beyond The Press videos these days)

tightening the device first causes the tablet to display some error message, meant to be a "contact vendor" type message but worded really weirdly (I don't remember it other than that it was weird), and orange on a black background (akin to the Win9x "You can now turn off your computer safely" screen).

tightening it more, the screen starts going haywire, first losing sync then displaying total garbage

then it just blacks out and sparks/fire come out of a hole on the top, and I wake up

seems typical for nightmare scenarios to revolve around tech going haywire in my dream world.


second dream.

middle school. I'm in a classroom with a bunch of people. but it appears that someone (authority) is trying to catch me, for something I did...

but I manage to escape. running away in the corridor. someone directs me to the elevator (which doesn't exist in the actual middle school) to help me escape. I enter it, door closes on time, there's another door on the other side that tries to close but fails, but the elevator starts going anyway. it goes up to the first floor...

... which doesn't make sense as I end up outside after that. anyway, I manage to reach the gate, climb it, and I'm out. I run in the street (typical occurence of "running is very hard when it's the most critical"), there's a bus which I manage to catch, giving the authority a big middle finger.

(the escape part felt weird, as if I was actively trying to think about it instead of just dreaming normally??)

after the bus part, I'm back 'home', which is some kind of squat? I'm in what is my bedroom, but it's dark (night, no light). I hear that someone entered the building. authority from middle school? they seem to be looking for me. I get closer to the door, but notice that there are windows around it, so they'd see that I'm in this room...

and I wake up.


blarg.

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-24-18 02:15 PM, in Say something about the above user! Link | ID: 140887
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/me farts on Thieppy


I farted on the above user

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-25-18 11:33 AM, in What's on your mind? Link | ID: 140961
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Posted by Epele
Posted by Nicolyn
people got so mad over ikachan existing, it was ridiculous

and nowadays on kafuka we have all these giant sprites that cover a third of the screen when they show up and no one seems to care, lol
The difference is, Ikachan cannot be dismissed on Jul. The giants here are click & bye. Also, they're not guaranteed on every page load.

it was nice when it was small sprites imo, like 16x16 or the occasional 16x32/32x16/32x32

got a bit ridiculous when it started to be giant sprites, there was less of a game of 'find the sprite' as it was just plastered in your face

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Posted on 09-26-18 10:56 AM, in 1-Letter Swap Link | ID: 141011
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I shat on your golden DOME. what you gonna do?

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