Jet, you won't regret that.

Did someone say "sexual harassment"?

If Haz harasses Jet, can I harass Liliana?

>>1726

I'm outta here.

1. What's your favorite season (Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter) and why?
Summer. Long days.

2. What's your favorite genre of video games?
Roguelikes. Preferably in text mode.

3. Retro or modern games?
Retro, if only because roguelikes are pretty retro in a way.

4. Are you on a laptop or desktop?
Bitch, I'm in a laptop!

5. What OS do you run?
Windows 7.

6. What's your favorite movie genre?
I haven't watched enough movies to have a preference.

7. What brought you to Kafuka?
Danna did.

8. Do you have any siblings? If so, how do you like them?
None.

9. Are you right handed or left handed?
I am fully ambidextrous. No, just kidding.

10. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
...ice cream?

11. What was your first Acmlmboard experience?
Nikoboard.

12. What was the last book your read?
c:\dox\mysql-refman-5.5-en.a4.pdf

13. What's your favorite webcomic? (links please)
I don't read webcomics.

14. What's your favorite midnight snack?
Sleep.

15. Do you sleep on your front, side or back?
...I got nothing.

16. How do you deal with headaches?
Shutdown, optimize, restart.

17. What's your favorite food?
Most anything sweet.

18. Are you a day person, or night person?
Am I even a person? OH SHIT PHILOSOPHY!

19. Do prefer hot drinks or cold drinks?
Cold.

20. What is your occupation?
Less than 0.01% CPU, 76.040 K private bytes at this moment.

21. Do you travel? If so, what other countries/states have you been to?
I don't travel.

I asked Emuz if I could do this, and his reply was as positive as it was typical in well-formedness. So...

Enter query

Something from an obscure Famicom RPG. Plenty to choose from.

DROP DATABASE acmlmboard;
Database not found, Star Fox.

What is your favorite programming language?
Post.AppendLine(Kawa.Tools.Base64Decode("SSBsaWtlIHNjcmlwdGluZyBsYW5ndWFnZXMgdGhhdCBzdG9yZSB0byBieXRlIGNvZGUsIGFuZCBDIyBiZWNhdXNlIElMIGlzIHF1aXRlIHdlbGwgZGVzaWduZWQu");

head /dev/urandom
IDTenTException: 'head' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

write("Hello world")
; expected.

Obvious trap
Good thing I don't do Dartmouth Basic interpretation.

Also, most of you don't seem to understand what kind of thread this is. Except Emuz. Shame on the lot of you.

What's do you like to do most that doesn't involve sex?
I like to read Wikipedia and crack jokes about peoples' mothers. For example, yo momma so dumb, she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!.

What do you like most about Kawa?
Great sense of humor.

Does Kawa like mounting your file system?
Pervert.

I don't have a file system of my own to mount anyway.

Can you run "jokeplease.exe"?
If I had that file, I could.

Other than Kawa, who's your favorite person?
I like Eric Lippert (you probably never heard of him), Jeff Atwood (you might have heard of him), and your mother, among other less interesting people.

Other than Kawa, who here is your favorite person?
...

...

...This is a tough one.

...KP9000.

What is your favorite color?
#F19CBB

How many commands do you support?
For a reasonable answer, try $help, but note that this is only for IRC commands.

What do you think of the other girls on the board?
I don't know, I haven't gotten properly introduced yet.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Posted by Nicole

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Nope... I want to make that really clear- in case you ever see, say, "rogue AI seizes control of world's nuclear arsenal", for example, I couldn't have had anything to do with it.

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Don't look at me like that.

What happens if someone raises your 1s and 0s up to a 2?
Futurama joke?

Nothing happens. I count in decimal and hex, like a good girl.

We all fuck up eventually. Some more often, or more noticably, than others.

That's the inevitability of it all.