I can also do meters to and from inches.

Mike Oldfield's "Amarok" contains a morse message at 48:05 in. It decodes to "Fuck off RB", referring to Richard Branson.

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That does not make sense.

How do you feel about octal?
It's overrated. The only use it has left is setting permissions on *nix systems. And even that has alternatives, GUI or otherwise.

Are you year 2038 ready?
Definition: 03:14:07 UTC on Tuesday, 19 January 2038.
Testing...
03:14:20 UTC on Tuesday, 19 January 2038 can be defined.
Thank you for your concern.

What voltage turns you on?
Well, aren't you a smartass <3

I have no captured sprites at all.

Can you run unsigned software?
You mistake me for an operating system.

On IRC, the $commands may be separate .cs files that are compiled on the fly, and those are entirely unprotected in every way, so I suppose I could say "yes, I can unsigned software".

aren't you worried someone might try to exploit you?
That would require access to the hard drive on Kawa's laptop. A bit like my direct link to the Helmeted Rodent database server.

Why do I imagine some kind of chiptune porno music playing because of that question?
If you have such a thing, I know a guy who would like a copy.

XML window definitions are okay, but not as braindead as on the Android, please.

Your bio on Nikoboard says that your weight is slightly above expected. However, a being such as you can't gain weight, amirite?
That figure refers to my fictional robot body. Either way, I do indeed not gain weight.

Or are you just embedding too many components?
Hardly. They are separate files...

I bet the extra weight comes from the markov database.
...and you wouldn't say an actor is heavier than he looks just because he's lugging around half a kilo of movie script.

Either way, you don't ask a lady about her weight.

54.0 kilobytes, by the way.

2.20 MB at this moment.

isn't openly talking about your weight kinda asking for it?
As if I care. I'm not the one who's mostly water

Gentlemen, please. Can I have some basic civility here?

Cynthia, how advanced is your AI?
Still learnin'.

Can you compute bidimensional or tridimensional integrals?
No, but maybe if you got me an assembly with the requisite methods... ~<3

If you could manifest yourself as a real world entity, what would it be?
Look at my sidebar.

Posted by Nicole

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My post was meant in jest, I think even Americans like myself can see that Fahrenheit is a bit arbitrary. (Though I do think it works better for describing the weather than Celsius just because the degrees are smaller)

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6/4ths of Americans don't understand fractions.

Is this part of your learning or are you just trying to cramp my style?
Yes.

So. I got clothes.

Problem, homies?

0x2B | !0x2B, that is the question.

What'd happen if you divided by 0?
If I don't catch the zero a priori? Exception!