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I figured I would train myself with this thread before attempting to deal with the Kuribo64 one, so... here we go


mistakes were made


whatever. have another stream of shitty answers.


Posted by shibboleet
but what if i like income

you are capitalist


Posted by Danika
How long do you think it will be, within your lifetime? ^_~

probably in a couple decades. or atleast it'll be real shitty then.


Posted by Epele
Gonna let these pile up again?

apparently, yes

guess that's why I don't run postal services


Posted by Nicolyn
How did you become a secret admin? Can I become a secret admin??

no

the method is not something mere mortals can comprehend


Posted by NightYoshi370
Can I kill the zombie?

it's already dead, so... no


Posted by Thieppy
when did you first find out? (I didn't ask last time we talked)

wait, what was that about already?

if that's what I think, it was around September 2017


Posted by Danika
Are left handed people more clumsy? :P

if you force them to use their right hand, yes


Posted by Robbie Rage
new phone who dis?

that's a bad phone. should have gotten the last iPhone with its 2.7% bigger screen and brave proprietary headphone system.


Posted by Danika
Will Robbie Rage knock it off with that meme? :P

apparently not.


Posted by Robbie Rage
Shall I start up will new memes instead?

your memes are bad and you should feel bad


Posted by Danika
Are you left or right handed?

right, apparently.

mom told me that story tho. when I was first attempting to use a pen, I grabbed it with the left hand, then mom (wanting me to be 'normal' as usual) told me to use the right hand instead. I wonder if that kind of thing can have an impact? she claims left-handed people have their brain wired differently. (and she's known to be full of shit)


Posted by Epele
What happens if we cast Turn Undead on the thread?

it'll stay itself, it's already undead :P


Posted by Danika
Which Eagles are better, the rock band or the Philadelphia NFL team?

whatever they are, I'm into neither, so uh


Posted by Thieppy
what's the game and/or system you had the most fun reverse engineering?

can hardly respond, but...

I'm thinking about SM64DS there, but also, earlier, the Zelda ucode (known in the GC/Wii emulation scene)


Posted by Epele
Best programming language?

depends what you're trying to achieve.

the objectively best one is VB6, tho.


Posted by Danika
Does Cleveland have the worst luck in sports?

dunno. sports are not something I care about.


Posted by Epele
Is Dani obsessed with sports?

the sheer amount of questions related to sports despite it being obvious that I'm not into that, seems to say yes.


Posted by Danika
Seen the latest post in my 18+ thread?

possibly. I don't remember. too many posts, too little world.


Posted by Thieppy
where and how did Dani get these posting skills?

they say you have to train for centuries under ancient Tibet monks.


Posted by Epele
Is Dani a bot?

perhaps. let's see.

0111000101110110100010010101110101000101011110?


Posted by Thieppy
is Dani magical?

a magical bot, then.


Posted by Danika
How many pages do you think we'll get until you answer? :P

not more than 6. 6 is a bad number.


Posted by Epele
Is this too much to handle?

local surveys say I'm doing fine.


Posted by Danika
Aren't bunnies just the cutest little animals? :-3

hey, cats are pretty good at it too!


Posted by Epele
What do you expect would happen if Kafuka had an irl meet-up?

probably a shitstorm of IRL posting. whatever that looks like.


Posted by Danika
Ever finished Zero Wing?

can hardly finish that if there's zero of it.


Posted by Thieppy
Posted by Epele
What do you expect would happen if Kafuka had an irl meet-up?

would the trans power spread even harder?

I guess that in the resulting world being trans would be the norm. and we'd be fighting cisphobia.


Posted by Danika
Favorite Atari 2600 game? ^_~

Ø


Posted by Epele
Best retro game?

Blobbo Lite for Mac, by far


Posted by Danika
Atari 2600 or Commodore 64?

any damn thing that is ancient and quirky and nonstandard


Posted by Epele
Ever played arcade games?

yeah but those were mostly racing games


Posted by Danika
Ever played a good mini golf game? :D

I played it on a few occasions, vacation with parents, etc


Posted by Epele
Do you lean closer to straight or lesbian?

probably more straight, although everything inbetween is the bonus zone


Posted by Danika
Did you take magic pills too? :-3

probably. I take a lot of things.


Posted by Epele
Is Dani late to the party?

the party is in another castle


Posted by Danika
Think the estrogen is making us loopy and giddy at the same time? :D

who knows what that thing is doing

forces of magic are not to be toyed with


Posted by Epele
Is someone just loopy in the first place?

who knows.


Posted by Danika
SZA is awesome ain't she?

whoever that is.


Posted by Thieppy
how many backdoors did you hide in blargboard? ^_~


is the front door also as vulnerable?

every goddamn door can be haxed

there are a lot of them in a standard Blargboard, so watch out


Posted by Epele
Who will surprise us next?

me!

I always do

and this is a day of boob growth, apparently


Posted by Danika
How often are Lightning and Thunderbolt connectors confused?

not being an Apple addict avoids the issue entirely. USB can hardly be confused with itself.


Posted by Robbie Rage
What if your dad was made of rainbows?

the children would be... half-human half-rainbow??

odd.


Posted by Danika
Favorite power of two?😉

327

also emoji are for huge fonts, you silly cake


Posted by Thieppy
caaaaake?


heh, what cake do you like best?

cake-y cake. that tastes like cake.


Posted by Danika
Gonna wait until like 2038 to answer this? ^_~

nah. I don't want the timestamps to run out.


Posted by Thieppy
say, do your parents and family know about your transition? I can't recall if I asked this already.

they know, and mom is a large pile of shit. dad is his usual "feelings aren't a thing, humans only serve to produce capital" shito.


Posted by Danika
How was I not aware of you being MTF until recently? :P

I didn't go out of my way to make it obvious, only been giving clues, so... yeah


Posted by Thieppy
heh, does Dani go idle on the IRC a whoole lot?

depends what you consider 'a whole lot'


Posted by Epele
Is this a pile or mountain?

it's a miserable little pile of posts


Posted by Danika
Why do you still hate Discord? :P

why would I have changed my mind? they haven't changed any of the points I take issue with.


Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト
How's the new data protection law affecting you?

getting more dumb shit shoved in my face when I browse 'modern' websites.

µblock is a good friend.

except when their stupid overlays disable scroll until they're dismissed, tho.

a browser extension to block any fixed-position element (and detect attempts at disabling scroll) would be perfect.


Posted by Danika
Did GDPR mess you up with anything on the Internet? :D

it hardly could.


Posted by Thieppy
how active are you lately? where are you most active (be it a channel or board)?

depends.


Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト
Don't you mean a "thread that wises from its gwave"?

gwaves are bad, so no.


Posted by Epele
Worst meme?

all of them.


Posted by Danika
Gonna ragequit and close this thread too? X-D

do I even have power to close it?

apparently, yes.


Posted by Epele
Penguins or Polar Bears?

both suck, and live in world regions that are typically ass-cold. so yeah.


Posted by Thieppy
soo what are you going to do now, job hunting?

what would you describe as you skills for a job?

my skills are: emulating shito, and destroying capitalism. neither exist as a job. so... yeah.


Posted by Danika
Are you gonna Jamie and close this thread? X-3

then hook a toaster to a coat hanger to connect to the internet, come back and make a board

in whatever situation, as shitty as it can be, Jamie will connect to the internet


Posted by Epele
Can we get a reply, kindly?

no, but you can get it harshly


Posted by Danika
Don't close this thread now, OK? Maybe some booty will help you answer this thread ;)

insert booty song


Posted by Jamie
Can we ban a banned ban?

error: infinite recursion. stack asploded.


Posted by Danika
What about Blake Lively's sexy underwear? X-3

why not.


Posted by Jamie
Out of all the girls here who'd you date? ^^

dating a username is not really my thing. esp. as the person lives miles away.


Posted by Danika
Is Jamie too crazy?

definitely. connecting to the internet and making a board from a 1970s radio can only be described as insane.


Posted by Jamie
Does Dani think I'm asking you out?

not sure why she'd think that


Posted by NightYoshi370
Why is this thread so crazy?

it's like a bottle of milk. let it sit too long in the fridge and it goes sour.


Posted by Danika
Do you know any Alpha Centaurian?

wat


Posted by Epele
Is this thread truly undead?

now, it is.


Posted by Danika
Gonna answer this at 30 pages? 😘

no, as explained above, there's a limit of 6. 6 is bad.


Posted by Epele
Do you regret this thread?

I regret the K64 one more.

but sometimes, yeah.


Posted by Danika
Gonna get sick of Eppy and I going back and forth? 😂

at this point I've grown pretty used to it.


Posted by AtomicAstro
Getting sick of the constant posts on here in general lately?

post post postity post


Posted by Epele
Did somebody fart?

fart radar says Thieppy did


Posted by AtomicAstro
Posted by Epele
Did somebody fart?

Should someone call Jamie?

JAMIE!!!!!

there


Posted by Epele
Favourite quote?

single quote, 0x27. it looks more sleek.


Posted by AtomicAstro
Favorite pastime?

answering a pile of questions, obviously.

also, emulating shit. and destroying capitalism.


Posted by Danika
Isn't Jamie a bunny, or is she a kitty?

radar says they're rather human.


Posted by Epele
Is this a major pile of regret?

it's a miserable little pile of regret


Posted by Danika
Gonna rageclose or gonna answer, or what?

-1

this ain't any original at this point, you derpi


Posted by Epele
Would you like a compiled ready-to-answer sheet?

question sheets are bad


Posted by Danika
Will we survive the fall of capitalism?

probably, as long as HRT is still available.


Posted by AtomicAstro
What will replace capitalism?

perhaps communism. perhaps pasta cult. perhaps fascism.

your pick. fight for what you think is good.


Posted by Danika
Got any barium fluoride? :P

might have some in the K64 shop. ask there.


Posted by AtomicAstro
Is it just sodium chloride?

nah, that's the Chinese counterfeit.


Posted by Danika
Has an alien ever abducted a human being?

perhaps. but if that happened, they could hardly come back to tell the others, so... yeah.


Posted by AtomicAstro
What's with Dani and aliens lately?

spaaaaaace


Posted by Epele
What would you do with 10 metric tonnes of salt?

that's one good question.

perhaps try making a building out of it.


Posted by Danika
Got any invisible peppermints? :D

sure, here ->


Posted by AtomicAstro
Could you say that today has spawned some metaphorical salt?

perhaps.


Posted by Danika
Funniest advertisement you've ever seen?


by virtue of how fucking dumb it is

like most commercials tho


Posted by Epele
How's things?

thing-y, apparently.


Posted by Danika
Most beautiful city in California?

never been there, so I can hardly reply


Posted by AtomicAstro
How's people? How's ideas?

people-y, idea-y, etc


Posted by Epele
If posting was an art, who would you critic?

everybody, as I always do


Posted by AtomicAstro
Who's to say posting isn't an art? Anything is art these days.

no. shitting on a blank sheet is not art.


Posted by Epele
Worst form of Art?

shitting on a blank sheet. :P


Posted by AtomicAstro
Highest form of art?

put any form of art atop the Himalaya :D

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if i help you answer the questions in your kuribo64 ask thread will you pay me?

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sure. you can be paid in dirty socks.

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Danika
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If there were time travel, wouldn't we know by now?


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AtomicAstro
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Do you think there's someone out there with just a giant dirty sock collection?

Like they just keep their dirty socks somewhere and never clean them and buy new socks constantly.

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Who is the sweetest bunbun?


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Why does one staple butter?

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Silliest name other than StapleButter?


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Epele
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Going to try and keep up now?


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Posted by Danika
If there were time travel, wouldn't we know by now?

maybe they just haven't been telling us

they know we're filthy fools


Posted by AtomicAstro
Do you think there's someone out there with just a giant dirty sock collection?

Like they just keep their dirty socks somewhere and never clean them and buy new socks constantly.

'd be one weirdo. but knowing all the sorts of weirdos that exist... yeah.


Posted by Danika
Who is the sweetest bunbun?

bunbun?

did you mean banban


Posted by AtomicAstro
Why does one staple butter?

so it doesn't fall off your toast, duh


Posted by Danika
Silliest name other than StapleButter?

StapleGrassButterTea


Posted by Epele
Going to try and keep up now?

for now, yes.

never underestimate the force of laziness tho.

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Thieppy
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what if

stapple?

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Think Cappy is capitalist from SMO?



Danika
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CorrectHorseBatteryStaple? ;)


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