You want to know what the worst thing in the world is? Or maybe how I say the worst way people handle something is? Passwords. Passwords are the biggest bullshit ever.

You should allow me to have my password be whatever the fuck I want. I mean, why SHOULDN'T it? It's too long of a password? It's over 16 characters? That's a GOOD thing. Don't LIMIT THAT.

Oh, but you need at least two capital letters, 3 numbers, one Mandarin symbol, and 3 Greek letters before you can continue. That'll make up for it! Fuckin' passwords. If I want my password to be cat, you should fucking let it be cat. I don't care if you warn me about being an idiot first, but LET IT BE CAT. Okay?!


Oh. And Merry Christmas I guess.

I go to Trivia sometimes on Wednesdays or Friday nights over at the local bar. I went last night and was the only one to get this question:

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson was a famous English 19th century author. What was his pen name?

I was very proud of myself. My brother wanted to say "Charles Dickens". I was like "nnnoooooo."