Wait, I'm confu.... OH WAIT NOW I GET IT

You know, if there were a competition that was based on how many users we could gather, then gathering people would suddenly seem fairly possible...

Posted by blackhole89

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If you look at the development of Kafuka's activity, they are pretty much in the process of fizzling out. The only thing they had going for themselves was novelty value, and a simple rename - especially a badly thought through one - isn't going to provide us with any equivalent.

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Sad thing is, he's right. Raking in the userbase should be priority right now.

Yes, but how long will it last? We have almost 80 users here and only a handful of them actually post regularly. My point is that we need to keep the momentum going with more users.

A smoothie. Frozen strawberries, concentrated orange juice, a grapefruit, an apple, and grapefruit juice. Good stuff, man.

Guerilla Kafuka marketing.

KAFUKA 2012

Posted by Kiyoshi

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Posted by KP9000

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I succumbed to the indoctrination of Apple and burned a $900 hole in my pocket for one of those 2048x1536 iPads.

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The once most sensible person on Kafuka has succumbed to the indoctrination of Apple.

We're doomed.

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Trust me, I'm no applefag. I'm still sensible enough to tell when someone's kissing ass.

I don't have any plans to get rid of either of my Windows machines or my Android phone.

Posted by Gywall

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Congratulations. You just earned some bragging rights.

Use them wisely.

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No, he doesn't get bragging rights if he gets banned in the process. That's called an Internet Darwin Award.

Planning out my day:

- Replace idler pulley in truck due to it making ungodly screaming sounds
- Dump carbon cleaner in gas tank and top it off with expensive gas
- Drive to local USPS facility to get a quote for shipping a parcel to a friend in Brazil
- Come home and clean room thoroughly
- Possibly do some outdoor activity because it's fucking nice outside

I don't have much of a preference for perspective. I rather liked the third-person in Mass Effect, it seemed to flow really well. I also like Halo, too.

I eat whatever the hell I want. I'm going to guess that this kind of diet is worse for you than a consistent one. I feel like I should be eating much healthier... But I dunno. I think it's just a vicious cycle. I eat something similar or exactly to what my cravings are; so maybe my body "craves" something to get what it needs, since I respond to it so well. You just seem to get whatever you need from those meals alright, so maybe it isn't so bad for you.

Finally got my "the New iPad" and it looks pretty nice. Excited to play around with this shit. That's actually what I'm posting from!

I have a green sharpie clipped to my pocket. If anyone fucking pinches me I'm going to draw green penises all over them.

I got Magikarp and automatically got hungry for some salmon. Fuck, lemon pepper salmon where art thou

Chrome's really nice. Haven't heard anything about the crashing that some people are talking about. Runs like a champ on this machine, which is already on life support as it is.

I went to Subway today and got something a little different from the norm: a Jalapeno Tuna sandwich with tomato, lettuce, spinach, and cucumber. It was amazing. A little too much salt though.

I keep logs. Kawa keeps logs. Do you?

...You know, if you kept logs, then we would have enough to build a home for indoctrinated Chinese kids so we could nurse them back to health, and then use them to topple their own government.

Or we could just make a giant fire. That'd be cool.

Posted by Liliana

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Posted by KP9000

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I keep logs. Kawa keeps logs. Do you?

...You know, if you kept logs, then we would have enough to build a home for indoctrinated Chinese kids so we could nurse them back to health, and then use them to topple their own government.

Or we could just make a giant fire. That'd be cool.

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Why would you want to burn down the home you just built?

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Because it is a failsafe if we accidentally turn the indoctrinated Chinese kids into zombies. But that's besides the point since I said OR.

Aren't I supposed to be asking the questions though?