Do you agree with my coworker that I should script up rants and do AVGN-style reviews?

I dunno. Your rants are humorous and entertaining, but the whole angry rant review is overdone.... If you could make it original and creative, sure, but I'd say no to just doing an AVGN-Style review.



Who's your favorite game chick of all time.

Dunno why you quoted Trelior, but alright. Samus, definitely. She's just....



....Perfect.

Do you mind that none of this is a question?

Hey, both of you posted not-questions, so that's fine!

Also, yeah, you'd probably get bored after a review or two.

Do you like catgirls and what would you do to one if you saw one.

Yes, I do like catgirls, but if I saw one in real life I'd probably either freak out or just assume it's some cute girl with fake ears and a tail on. Then I'd find out its not, THEN freak out.



What it is with me and my annoying tendency to misread things like the above?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Can you see the future, and if so how many posts will I have by the end of the month

No, but I can do math.

If you continue as you are doing now, you will have 308 posts a day. There are 12 days left in the month. 12 x 308 = 3696.

Of course, you would pretty much have to post nonstop for 12 days. Have fun!

How many cats do you have and how many do you want

I currently only have one, and one is all I really need. Three was a bit too much, but we had three for my entire life so I guess I was just used to it.

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I ordered myself a new iPad digitizer today. I also bought two new pairs of shoes and got an estimate on a paint job. Total damage? About $5200. Of course, $5100 of that was the paint job...

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Sweet cuppin' cakes, is that how much paint jobs go for?! Lordy, why the hell does it cost THAT much? .....It isn't that kinda money in Grand Theft Auto.


People came and changed the roof on our house today, so I was woken up at 7:00, and it was noisy and loud until 4:00 in the afternoon when they stopped. It was.... annoying, but I listened to music for most of it so I lived through it.

Pretzels or Pretzel Stix

Oooh, good question. I'll have to say pretzels, the big giant fluffy and salty kind, mmmmm~



Do you forward chain emails?

Nope, I never have and I never will. Ever since I was, like, ten on the internet those many nine years ago, I saw those messages and just thought "Wow, that's a load of bull. Fake! "



When was the last time you fell asleep with the television on?

Last year I met a friend and we'd just lay on her bed and watch TV late into the night. I'd say it was around october and november. I fell asleep a few times while doin' that.

10th of Slate, 201, Mid-Spring

The month has been going smoothly so far. We just discovered a cave deep under the glacier, and thank Armok is has fresh water! I've ordered a well and farm built nearby it.



8th of Felsite, 201, Late Spring

Lesh is starting to worry me. She stayed in that freakish weather, and snow, and ignored the pain just to defend the fortress. That in itself is commendable, but she stayed there despite the fact that she was about to die of thirst and hunger. I ordered her back in to at least eat, and she yelled at me! She's very grumpy these days, and she's the one with the axe. I have an axe too, but I have not been trained like she has. I do not feel safe.



30th of Felsite, 201, Late Spring

It's almost Summer, not that I can tell in this frozen wasteland. Not much to report: Lesh spoted a group of wolves on the horizon. The landscape is still bleached a putrid yellow. I'd prefer the light blue of ice, honestly, it's the color of microline. At least there's plenty of that down below.



The well is almost completed. I made Tor a temporary architect and asked him to build the well since he seemed bored with little to do. It doesn't look like we're going to have any metalworking set up for a while. The farms are almost completed, too. In all, it has been a very productive season. Perhaps we can survive here after all.




10th Hematite, 201, Early Summer

The bedrooms have been completed! Zeek asked me what kind of design I was going for. I told him "Random holes in the wall", cause really, that's what they are. They aren't anything special, and I'm too busy these days to create some doors, but hopefully soon they will be more than what they are.



16th Malachite, 201, Mid-Summer

Migrants... Migrants showed up. I honestly have no idea why or how. Properly dressed and groomed young dwarves, ready to etch out a life in our growing empire's newest outpost! The look on their faces when they saw Lesh, covered in goo, was quite priceless. I guess they are out of the norm though, because they were the only two that came. A wife and a husband, Shad and Trint, a butcher and a tanner respectively. Well, out horses have starved as there is no grass for them to feed on, so I do not know how useful they will be. Growing animals here in the glaciers would be slightly difficult. Trint has some skills in fighting, however weak they are, so I will have him enlisted into the military. Shad, on the other hand, will have to be put into more useful things than butchering. Besides, Timd is already our butcher.

The farms are now being created. Due to a bit of a problem with water flooding, we have more farms than we originally thought we would, but that's fine.

5th Galena, 201, Late Summer

I remember when I used to live back in the mountain home. Summers were enjoyable. They did not involve snow storms. Oh well, at least the mucus let up.

A small family of Olmmen have taken root in the caverns below us. I can see them from the top of the well. They do not seem friendly, but they have no way to reach us, so I am not worried.



I have ordered the mining of a small room below the workshops: This will be our dining room. I am tired of eating on the cold floors. I have also ordered construction of similar rooms on other levels: a barracks, a stockpile for our goods, and a room to hold our stone. I plan construction on a defensive wall soon, we will need it in the years to come.



18th Galena, 201, Late Summer

Poor, poor Trint. The Blizzardman finally attacked. Trint and Lesh managed to defeat the horrible monster, with Lesh taking no damage, but it looks like Trint will never be able to fight again, let alone do anything. He has bruises and scraped all over his body, those are not a problem, but he has lost the ability to see out of either eye. I do not know how he lost sight without losing his eyes, but I have relieved him from duty, and made him a craftsdwarf. He can help us by making stone crafts for the caravans that will hopefully remember we exist. I also promised him I would carve out a hospital as soon as possible. I also asked for our dogs to be trained in warfare, as Lesh will now need the help.

Wow, lots of love. I AM NOT USED TO THIS.

Whens the last time you left your house just to leave.

Umm, I guess this weekend, Sunday, when we took my dad out to eat a Father's Day Chinese breakfast. But JUST to leave, never. That I can remember. I don't drive just to drive. Oh, maybe, like, two months ago when I decided to get outta the house and take a walk cause my heart was hurting me and I thought I needed a little exercise.



What's the latest spam email in your inbox/spam inbox?

Hotmail's good with spam. I have none in my inbox, but lots in my spam folder. The most recent one was a Proactiv email.



On a scale of one to ten, how interesting was last week?

4. Everyone was busy.



Do you prefer Games or Sleep

If my recent sleeping pattern has been any answer to that, definitely games.



Are multiple questions from the same person annoying?

No. At least people are posting here, I've had to deal with having no one love me for a while so I'm fine with being loved for now



Should I jump on the bandwagon?

I'm guessing you mean getting a question thread. Eh, I think we have enough. They ARE the major amount of threads, and I don't think the post quality is high enough to have it be ALL the threads that're posted in, y'know?



Would you rather jump in lava or get sucked in a black hole.

Black hole, just to see what it's like. I already know what lava dying is like, and both are pretty much painless due to what it does to your nerves (so we think for Black Holes at least). And I love the term "spaghettification".

I see quite a bit of animosity here, hmmmmm?


New custom title: A good supplement for humor.

will you help me get to Post 195?

Well I was gonna write a bit, but it doesn't take you long to post, so sure why not.

We went to a Baseball game on Saturday for an early Father's Day gift. Braves VS Oreals, AKA Atlanta VS Baltimore, AKA where we live VS where we used to live, so it was an interesting game. Oreals won.

Has anyone made it to Reinfors++ before?

Not on here, no. I've seen people make the highest syndrome though before, but I HAVE been going on these forums since they were first made.

Yesterday I was woken up by very loud banging and hammering on the roof above my head. Before they woke me up, however, my dream was invaded by very very loud sex from my neighbors and me getting pissed at them being so loud. Then I was like "Wait I have no neighbors" *wakes up at 7 to loud banging* "Aww, fuck."

So this means I'll be the first?

Again, on this forum, yes.

Give me more meaty questions to answer bro!

I really need to play a Tales game.... Which game do you think I should start on?

Played a little Dorf Fort, played a little Sims, been playing a little Mass Effect, I've just been jumping around a lot recently.

What is the meaning of life?

Depends on whom you ask. The religious would say the meaning of life is to love/serve your God. The Democrats would say the meaning of life is to love/serve the less fortunate. The comrades would say the meaning of life is to love/serve everyone. The scientists would say the meaning of life is to love/serve food and sex.

I... REJECTED those answers. I chose something different. I chose....

Video games.


You stole that question from me, I was gonna say that, I honestly was thinking of it yesterday! XD

This is not a question.

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I really need to play a Tales game.... Which game do you think I should start on?

Played a little Dorf Fort, played a little Sims, been playing a little Mass Effect, I've just been jumping around a lot recently.

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How is Mass Effect anyway? I might be trying it out for Wii U. Mass Effect 3..

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Actually, really good. One of the best video game series to come out recently. But I wouldn't suggest the Wii U version, I'd suggest you get em ALL for the computer, cause the game takes over choices you made in the first game. And I'm not saying tiny choices like "Oh you chose to go here? Cool" I'm saying "You chose to eradicate an entire race of people".

Oh my good god these strawberries are delicious

*Shoves them in his mouth*

SO GOOD MMMFRRGGG