Posted by SapphireBlaze

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Posted by Nicole

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Posted by skyluigi

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So you're a fox now? :<

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Cat remains my primary animal. Just trying something a little different for the holidays, nyu~

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Why do people even question this shit anymore?

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It is ludicrously important to determine everyone's species at all time, lest our pseudo-furry circle collapse into madness.

What are the powers of the queen lesbian?

Had leftover pasta and spaghetti sauce for lunch-esque morning meal, and having tacos for dinner... should be delicious.

Posted by Squiddy

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Who are you to call me a mortal? Don't you know how much more powerful than you I am? :> <:

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You wouldn't say that if I banned you, you know... *cackles maniacally*

Mary got a heated blanket and we tried it out last night- those things are very nice, but they really make it so you don't want to ever get out of bed

People are missing the point of the thread title that I wanted puns

Posted by Squiddy

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What if I banned you on other places?

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=o

Posted by Mary

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Nicole... Am I transphobic?

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I always thought you were a shitlord! Or, uh, shitlady I guess?

I have no idea what any of you two are talking about... one would think that people would realize I live in a weird pop culture bubble eventually.

Posted by Elsa

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Why the fuck is it even called Neon Genesis Evangelion, anyway?

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Beginning of the New Gospel, er, well, it matches the Christian imagery

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Have you even been to France?

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I went to Quebec once when I was younger, pretty much the same thing right?

Posted by SapphireBlaze

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Not really? Canada is automatically better than France. This is non-negotiable.

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They do have a monarchy, while the French killed their king. Hm. (trying out the monarchist thing again, is it working?)

Posted by SapphireBlaze

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Isn't that monarchy my country's monarchy though? Also, they don't really follow it just like we in the UK don't follow it. The parliament has all of the power.

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That's what the Queen and her reptilian hordes want you to think.

Posted by SapphireBlaze

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They're not reptiles. They're Cthulhu cultists. Silly foreigner. Why would you think they were reptiles?

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Hm... Britain is an island, R'lyeh is an island (well it's underwater but same thing), the logic checks out.

Posted by skyluigi

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If they say meow in France, what do they say in Boston?

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"Fuck you," I think.

Posted by Elsa

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What do bunnies say in French?

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What does the Fox say^{in french}

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Are you related to Nyarlahotep, The Crawling Chaos?

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Our legal department has advised us not to answer this question.

Posted by Mary

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Do you think peter jackson can top that last hobbit movie?

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Really looking forward to the Lord of the Rings special edition where Gollum yells "NOOOOOOO" at the end.

Posted by Mary

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It's like poetry, it rhymes.

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Every scene has so much going on, it's so dense.

Posted by Squiddy

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Why not name this thread "Ask Nicole v2.5.2 Development (7/19/1987)"?

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I'm not sure there have been any major updates to the thread since the restart. Really more the board2 of ask threadoh god I take that back

Posted by SapphireBlaze

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Technically Britain is a bunch of islands but yeah. Do you own a globe? Actual curiosity. Not trying to sound indignant.

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I own multiple globes, though admittedly the only one I've taken with me to this apartment is more decorative than geographical and thus wouldn't include the various islands surrounding Great Britain. I also have sitting directly above my desk a map of Europe circa 1897, which is similar geographically to today, to my left above my television a world map from 1960 which is more detailed than the globe, over the dining table a reproduction of a 1630 world map that again does feature the British Islands in significant details that a number of smaller islands are visible.

Maps that do not include England* are (from left to right) a 1950s map of Manhattan south of 79th street, a map of the Boston Elevated system circa 1938, a 2009 diagram of the MBTA, and a stylized cartoon map of Washington, DC directly behind me.

*I am told England and Britain are not synonyms, but US law as well as the 1783 Treaty of Paris require that I not recognize this distinction

Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Are you 2.0 or is it the thread?

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I lost track of the current Nicole version number awhile ago, but it's something like 7.2... Indeed, the current branding policy wasn't even put in place until the version 4 beta... >_>