Updated rtslab.txt to have a possible list of units and buildings. It could be bigger, and is tailored to a C&C playstyle (as opposed to Craft), but here's a quick reproduction in HTML:

Name	Type	Description
Scout	Earth	Fast runner, weak attack. Cheap.
Farmer	Earth	Turns fields to funds, like a Harvester.
Striker	Pegasus
Bomber	Pegasus	Drops junk to do damage. Has to return to base to reload.
Battlemage	Unicorn
Medic	Unicorn	Heals other units.
Contractor	Earth	Can build a Farm. Doing so removes the contractor from play.
Farm	Building	Produces Earth units and unlocks the Library and Cloud Castle. Comes with a free Farmer.
Cloud Castle	Building	Produces Pegasus units.
Library	Building	Produces Unicorn units and unlocks the Workshop.
Workshop	Building	Produces vehicles and unlocks the Contractor and Farmer.
Temple	Building	Unlocks Celestia's Favor and the Hospital.
Hospital	Building	Reduces respawn time.
Apple Ballista	Vehicle	Slow to move, strong attack.
Rainbow Dash	Pegasus	Tougher striker, unlocks Atomic Rainboom.
Derpy	Pegasus	Bomber with higher damage and carrying capacity.

Did you know there's a Spider-Man villain named Trapster?

Congratulations. You caught Wario's Plane!

I'd put a joke here but I think the obvious one's already been made.

Posted by GreyMaria

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1. Find the Ballmer Peak.

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Fixed that for ya.

Congratulations. You caught Sushi!

Can't quite tell where this one's from, but it's gotta be old. Probably more Wario or something.

The pony layout party? DO IT!

Fuck you, I can comment on all these sprites.

Posted by Kawa

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Congratulations. You caught Monk!

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The cool kind, thankfully.

Whoops that wasn't an edit, that was a quote! D:

Which part of "a possible list that could be bigger" did you not understand?

Ah, no wonder I got a txt from the guy last night about you being a dick. Again.

And here I was worried that it was something bad.

In the first C&C GDI mission, and I think Nod as well, you start with a preset group of units and no Mobile Construction Vehicle. You never get an MCV in those missions, but you do get scripted reinforcements. Several times, in fact. And it's not just the first missions that work like this.

Do you get the point?

Textpad here.

Yeah, that would've been confusing if you did.

But then, we already knew that your parents were batshit retarded.

No wait, that's an insult to guano.

It wasn't me!

I'm thinking, didn't Kiyoshi, like me, have Facebook blocked?

Cos I see no image there.

GM, I thought I told you to stop being an asshole towards Kiyoshi. Haven't I? And vice-versa, ofcourse.

Posted by Marzen64

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Posted by GreyMaria

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As of late, I've been seeing lots of pictures with Nigel Thornberry's face superimposed over (or artfully arted in in place of) the head of something possibly sexy.

Fastest bonerkill ever.

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Are you kidding me? He makes those pictures a thousand times better!

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To wit, here's The Little Mermaid, from GM's own e621 favorites. Rated unsafe for Nigel.