Does that mean you are half crocodile?

No, I am 50% Marzen, 50% Gaston, and 50% excellent host!


Do you think that anyone can question your answers equivalently to Gaston's ability to answer the questions?

NOBODY can answer questions like Gast- okay, yeah, they probably can, considering the disappointing page count of this thread compared to SOME.

If my math is right, you're a person and a half. Is that right?

That's right! I'm... a bit of an abomination, really. A mistake.

But NOBODY is a mistake like Gaston!



Who's a berserker-packing man and a half?

NOBODY is a berserker-packing man and a half like Gaston! ...I think? I don't even really know what that means.

Go read the DOOM Comic. You'll get it soon enough.

This is not a question, but okay, consider it on my list of things to do.



Now HERE'S a question for EVERYONE. You think it's about time I drop the Gaston avatar and jokes around here, switch to something else? I think so, but not entirely sure. People seem to like it.

So what have you been up to this summer?

Been doing any sports-watching? Euro 2012, or just waiting for the Olympic games? I know I'm ecstatic.

Where is your avatar from?

Been trying to get a job, been hanging with friends, been playing lots and lots of videogames. The job hunting has failed and I've pretty much given up.

I'm not much into sports, honestly. I only like Baseball, and even then I don't really watch it. We're gonna go to a Baseball game next week though, for Father's day.

Also yeah, my avatar is from Beauty and the Beast.



He's only one of the greatest Disney villains due to his decline into insanity.

Sorry, Marzen.

No offense taken, I'm self aware of my lack of sanity.



Which is better, Blue or Purple?

Blue is my favorite color, so I'mma say blue. Purple is awesome though.

Virgin alert, perhaps?

I'm not even sure what you mean by this and I STILL know it's horribly ironic. Also no.



Dickhead alert?

THIS alert? Yes.

How'd you break your capture card?

I DUNNO. It just... randomly broke one day!

I used it one Friday a few months ago and then I took it to a friend's house so we could record Zelda together. When I took it out of my backpack, it was frayed beyond all belief and refused to work.

If asking you questions is better than sex, what is the result of asking you for sex?

Does the universe explode or something?


I can safely say the universe does not explode. You just get lots of joy out of asking it, then disappointment when I say "fuck no not in a million years"