Yesterday I was woken up by very loud banging and hammering on the roof above my head. Before they woke me up, however, my dream was invaded by very very loud sex from my neighbors and me getting pissed at them being so loud. Then I was like "Wait I have no neighbors" *wakes up at 7 to loud banging* "Aww, fuck."

[12:40:59 PM] Matt: Alrighty
[12:41:08 PM] Matt: So there was this evil overlord or something
[12:41:29 PM] Matt: I dunno what he was all I know is he was evil, he had lots of power, and could kill with a blink of an eye.
[12:41:42 PM] Matt: Only the chosen one, a witch, could defeat him. That chosen one popped up.
[12:42:06 PM] Matt: Her and her two other friends, one I SWEAR was Sokka from Avatar, went on an adventure through my neighborhood to go defeat him.
[12:42:36 PM] Matt: On the way they trained her abilities and went into these houses that had fortune tellers who gave hints
[12:42:52 PM] Matt: Throughout the dream these fortune tellers were slowly disappearing and we did not know why.
[12:43:26 PM] Matt: At the end of my neighborhood were two houses, a fortune teller’s and the overlord’s. The fortune teller looked like Robotnik in a bikini and he gave us generic hints to unlock her potential
[12:43:38 PM] Matt: We tried it, she got her ass kicked by the overlord and went home, refusing to try again.
[12:44:12 PM] Matt: So Sokka and other friend, I forget who she was I think Hermoine, go back to the fortune tellers to try and get help
[12:44:19 PM] Matt: All of them are gone except for Robotnik
[12:44:39 PM] Matt: Robotnik’s like “Yes, now is a PERFECT time to try and fight him because-” then he slowly starts to explode into blood and gore
[12:44:47 PM] Matt: Like, intestines bursting out of his obese stomach
[12:44:51 PM] Matt: And it was really really gross lol
[12:44:56 PM] Matt: Then I woke up
[12:45:15 PM] [NH] Brovahkiin: Robotnik in a bikini.
[12:45:21 PM] [NH] Brovahkiin: I love the human mind.

I had a crazy double dream last night. So I will now talk about it.

My brother Jeff was my bus driver and we were going home after a day of school. However, Jeff was new at bus driving so he screwed up the route a little bit and I was left with the kids who were supposed to get off last. I decided to just wait. Jeff drove them pretty far, down this highway, then to this weird branching road. Apparently he got lost cause he didn't mean to go to this weird structure. It was like a 30 story tall tower with a slide going down and an elevator to go back up. We all got stuck in it and spent the rest of the dream trying to get back out. There was also a TV in it that was supposed to show some educational videos with the characters from The Magic Schoolbus, but they were all fucked up. The facts they told were false and they were very rude about it ("Two plus two is five, mother fucker"). Eventually we managed to escape and were all brought home safely. My alarm clock then woke me up.

I decided I was still too tired to get up so I went back to sleep. I then had a dream where I was home and telling my parents about my adventure at this weird tower thing. However, the story had changed. There were a lot more kids, they were all the members of the Magic Schoolbus, and there was something inside this tower that was trying to kill us. Some kinda evil ghost, I think. Not all the MSB characters were there, and some weren't actually MSB characters (Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh was there for some reason. He died by being sliced into a hundred pieces). I woke myself up after re-telling the death of Bakura after inherently realizing "wait this never happened".

WEIRD DREAMS ARE WEIRD.

Most of my dreams end up as nightmares, on rare chances I have a dream about some girl I don't know and me being in a relationship with her . It's always the same girl every time. Though The nightmares I have start as normal nightmares I've heard about like someone chasing me to kill me, people I know turning on me, flashbacks to stuff in my life I didn't like, ect. Though the same thing happens every time, in the middle of the dream I stop whatever it is I'm doing and say "knock it off" under my breath. This triggers a figure to appear and smile at me, I can never remember what the figure looks like but I get a really bad feeling when they show up. We start to talk about what I just went through in the dream and what they think about the events, it then starts to make fun of me and tries to hurt me emotionally by bring up my past or stuff I want to happen. When this doesn't work it snaps it's fingers and whatever it talks about plays out behind it. At this point it turns into a nightmare for me, it attacks me with my past first making me relive my worst moments while mocking me as it goes on. Next it attacks my wants, either my goals or by making me see stuff about a girl I like or the girl who always shows up in my dream. Once I'm brought to my knees by depression and anger everything turns black, it's as if I'm staring into nothingness. I'm just floating there with nothing in sight, and then it ends the same way that it always does. I can hear it's voice mocking me and laughing at me, I hear someone say "Take it!" At that moment a gun appears in front of me and I close my eyes as I wake up from the dream.