What flavour do you suspect your hat has?

Hold on, let me see. *reads the tag*

It will taste like polyester mixed with salt due to the sweat that's been infused in it (I wear it a lot). And I say WILL because it looks like ponies are not going away any time soon.



Wow I only just now noticed I said "Dave" instead of "Dirk". I am such a dipshit.

No comment on the dipshit part, but this is not a question.

Why do I imagine you as the guy who loses a hat and just grabs another one out a closet full of hats..?

Allow me to show you my hats racks.



These are my fedoras. That's three fedoras (though the one I wear often is more like a trilby, that's the gray one on top), one brown, one black, and one gray. I also have a beige one that was custom made for my great grandfather that I own, but it's so fucking tiny it won't fit on my head. It's kept somewhere safe. I like fedoras.



And these are my "normal" hats. It's quite a few I would think. I don't wear them as often anymore, I wear my fedoras much more commonly, but I still keep em and like em.

That sure is a.. lot of hats.. Just how many is there exactly?

There are exactly 20 hats in my room. Some are duplicates, some are ancient and too small for me, but it's still 20 hats. Ballcaps, visors, trilbies, fedoras, all kinds of hats.
SO MANY HATS, MORE HATS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR.

I kinda collected hats when I was younger. Like, go to a place, buy a hat. I have em from Niagra falls, Tennessee, New Orleans, Sarasota, Maryland.... lots of different places. I lost my Tennessee Aquarium hat though. It used to be my favorite, I wore it every time I went out on hikes and walks.

Who's your favorite comic villain?

The Penguin. And I KNOW I am alone in this because whenever I state this fact, people look at me like "Wha tha fuck". To be fair, the Joker is my second favorite so I'm not THAT weird, but the Penguin is just.... I dunno, I just love the idea of a gentlemanly super villain like him who's also just horribly ugly and uses umbrellas to fight. UMBRELLAS. I was peeved when I heard he wouldn't be in the next Batman movie (I never cared for Bane honestly).



If you had to name the most important thing to your life besides water, food, and shelter, what would it be?

That is a very tough question that I don't think I can really truthfully answer. I'm rather torn up about it, and I simply can't decide. I can narrow it down though: Morals, Intelligence, and Technology. One of these things is more a vanity item, but eh.

If you could have any one thing in the world delivered to you, what would you have?

Any ONE thing? Delivered ONCE? That's kinda a difficult question. I'll just say my Doctorate Diploma so I can skip college completely and get to teachin'.


When do you think that you, me, and Aesur can get together and start up our new Minecraft thing since he accidentally the last one?

Hey, I'm ALWAYS ready. You guys just gotta understand, I'm ALWAYS ready to do things. You two need to find out when you have free time together, tell me "let's record" and I'll more than likely be ready to record with you.

Are you happy that you don't have to bump your thread now?

I am, yeah, but I'm still a little sad that I even had to mention anything for this thread to become active again. I dunno why it faded into obscurity, but half the other Ask threads do that often, so I guess it's no REAL reason

What would you do if you lost internet for 24 hours?

I'd either read a book or write my book. Or most likely I'd play a console game or a game not connected to the internet cause I am a horrible addict.

If I ask this question, will you go to Kansas to drink coffee in my face?

Unfortunately, that's impossible for me, but I can totally drink it in your e-face.

And tell ya what, if for some reason we ever meet in real life, I'mma get over my hatred of coffee for one minutes so I can drink it in your face.