Dumbest thing to ever happen to one of your Dwarven drunken clusterfucks fortresses?

Once I had a convicted vampire. He was locked up in a room where he couldn't hurt anyone. For years. He eventually went insane, threw his rotting clothing across the room and proceeded to romp around in it for another year.

He was elected Mayor during this time.



What is some of your favorite enemies in a Zelda game?

Like-Likes. I just love them so much, I can't even explain why.

Mmm, pancakes.

What do you think are the 5 worse games of all time or at least recently?

God, I dunno, I don't play most recent games. I'll just go ahead and say the last 5 bland brown FPSs.

Actually no, throw Sonic 06 at the front there. That game is a sin. A sin that shall be rightly punished by burning in hell for all of eternity.

Is CAPS LOCK really that effective in getting questions?

I literally just thought that before checking your question. I'll change it.

What if I give you a random source of questions? Will you give me a random source of answers?

Refrigerator.

What is the best things you can put together with pancakes to make them even more awesome?

Creamy butter and syrup. I'm kinda boring when it comes to pancakes, and half the time I don't even put THOSE things on cause I'm lazy.

Name five foods that do not go well with barbecue sauce.

creme pies, any kind of soup, potato salad, eggs and bacon, pancakes.

Name five unlikely foods that DO go well with barbecue sauce.

I can only think of one unlikely food I've put in barbecue sauce, and that would be carrots. Carrots go well in ketchup too, by the way.

Which is your least favorite animal (insects included)?

Ever heard of the Candiru catfish? It lives in the Amazon River and really loves the smell of pee. I have never met one in real life. I am very lucky to not have, because just the THOUGHT OF THIS GUY is causing my lower extremities pain. He climbs up your pee stream and into the urethra, where he becomes parasitic. HE GOES INSIDE THE PENIS.

*shivers away* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Cheese and Peanut butter or jam hamburger? What do you pick.

Cheese and Peanut butter, for one specific reason: I hate hamburgers. But also cause I am the world's biggest lover of cheese. No, really, biggest ever. I'd eat that shit with pretty much anyone. UNLESS it's maggot cheese, so no, don't even ask.

If you could date Selena Gomez or Carly Rei Jepsen or a year, who would you pick? =PPPP

Just goes to show you how little I know about pop culture, because I had to google them both. I'mma go with Jepsen on this one. I dunno, Gomez is alright lookin' but Jepsen is better in my opinion. Plus, I know Jepsen more (albeit VERY BARELY), so I'll just go with her.

Not to mention, Beiber has tainted Gomez. I'd need to coat my lips with holy water and testosterone before I kissed her.

If you had to choose another nick for yourself that didn't relate to anything you currently/previously use(d) or your real name, what would it be?

gyratingRainbows.

Who is the first LPer you've ever watched?

Cloud. He also had a lot of numbers after that but I dunno. It was his I Wanna Be The Guy LP.

Did you notice my obvious misspelling of Rae? =o

Nnnnnope!

Does Rydia ask some weird questions?

Yes, yes he does.

What do you think would be the most amount of questions you'd answer from a single person in this thread?

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Would you like a good source of silly questions so you can answer silly answers or would you like to be more serious? Do you prefer a balance between the two?

Personally, I enjoy a balance. Too much silly and I just feel like giving short meh answers. Too much series and I feel like I shouldn't even come in here cause I'd have to type out the god damn Illiad. If it's a balance, it's better.

Is there such a thing as too much balance to the point it is n longer balanced but then it needs more balancing to compensate?

Only when the Balance becomes something else in order to try and balance things. That happens in my book, there are less Gods of Evil than there are Gods of Good, so the God of Balance is like "I'LL BECOME EVIL TO OFFSET IT". Didn't end well for anyone.

How far do you think I am in Majora's Mask? Being, what item do you think I just got? =P

Hmmmm..... I'll guess Fire Arrows, are you at the second dungeon yet?