Red? When did you switch to communism?

@Kironide just left SUCH an imprint on me, I can't tell ya when, but it was a subtle change through the years.

How badly do you need questions? Badly could mean all sorts of things. Like you need them or you will die. You need them or the world could explode. ...and so forth.

Well considering how my life is on a timer, and it says I need them badly when the timer is running low, I'd say my chances of livin' are slim.

What is one thing you want to do before the year is over?

Ooh, that's a good one. I'd have to saaaaaaaaaay... Hmm I could be a lamebutt and say get a ladyfriend, but I think I'll be better than that and say at least finish the second section of my book.

Is Red Marzen a Spy?

Of course not. Now, everyone back to the base, partner, I'll be RIGHT behind you.

Left or Right at Albuquerque?

Hmmm. I KNEW I shoulda taken dat left turn at Albuquerque!

(I misspelled it as "Albequerque" and it tried to suggest "Becquerel".)

Bugs Bunny as Bec woulda made Homestuck the best thing EVER. Becs Bunny for life.

What's the quickest, cleanest, and most painless way to die?

Old age. Also this question makes me upset so I'll just put the suicide hotline phone-number here, y'know.

1-800-273-8255

But I don't want to wait that long.

Learn to.

What is the most ridiculous question you can think of?

Who wants sex?!

What has been the most ridiculous thing ever said to you?

"Dude, we have to hug the storm trooper!"

What are your thoughts on someone doing a one-off video of a game they plan on doing a let's play of as a way to test things?

I think it's a good idea, go for it bro.

Dunno if I asked you this but what's your favorite battle theme from a game?



I know this is kinda a weird choice, I never heard anyone praise this song despite FF7's crazy popularity. But I LOVED it. I fell in love with it in that fucking LONG battle where you're falling from Shinra tower. That battle took YEARS to do, and it was taking so long I started singing to it and making up lyrics. If I do that, I really enjoy the song.

* GreyMaria raises hand

This is not a question.


Will you visit that "super awesome new channel" more often or do I have to offer more cupcakes?

I'll work on it, I promise.

What was the longest paper you've ever had to written and for what or whom?

I think the ten pager I had to write for English 1102 back in Freshman year. I had to rewrite it actually cause she was like "Matt, this is beautifully written and you have great points... but you misheard me and didn't write on the correct thing, and you didn't write a research paper". WHOOPS.

Why do you have a heart as your minipic?

The heart in question is the symbol for the "Heart" aspect in Homestuck. Heart in that sense refers to souls, but the symbol is still a heart. I am roleplaying as myself in a Homestuck RP and under much questioning and thought, I have been told I'd be a Hero of Heart. Specifically a Seer of Heart, which would mean I know quite a good deal about the workings of souls and other's souls, and I'd coordinate my teammates with this information. I thought this aspect applied to me quite well so I changed my symbol from the symbol of Mind (that's the teal thing it WAS), and made it the symbol of Heart.

Would you rather have a simple life or the ability to control groups or even a nation of people?

This is a difficult question. I think ultimately I'd rather lead a simple life, because I fear what I'd do if I was a leader. I can be a good leader. I HAVE been a good leader. But I crack under pressure WAY too easily.

What is your favorite part of Fall/Autumn?

The beauty of it all. Fall is so freakin' gorgeous, the colors and everything. The chill is a close second. It's cold but not TOO cold. Perfect. It's my favorite season definetely.

On a scale of one to dolphin fin soup, how suicidal is it to advertise my fursona at college by setting my laptop's wallpaper to her?

I'd say a 3. Seriously, no one's gonna give a shit. Everyone has weird kinky fetishes, and they aren't gonna look at that picture and be all "THIS GUY WISHES HE WAS THIS GIRL". No, they'd think "He likes this girl" or "he likes the show she's from" or something without knowing who it is. If you broadcast what you DO with her, maybe, but be smart and don't do that. Even though they have their own kinky fetishes, Humans are idiotic and hypocritical people and they will berate you for it.

Was my being away for awhile what caused the lack of posts in this forum?

I don't think you were the ONLY reason, but you were probably one of em. You ARE currently the most active dude.

Should I spree a bit to make up for the last 3 days?

I dunno, I'd say normal posts should suffice.

Nya?

Rawr.


Favorite Homestuck ship?

Vriska x John.