I just woke up from a long one. I was woken up about three times throughout this dream, so it's kinda garbled and random at points, but that just makes it more cool.

At the start I was just me, for some reason back at my old highschool. I went into the bathroom, to have some guy in the stall with his pants down but the door not closed. He quickly closed it, and called me a fag. I waited till he opened it back up to get out before I beat the shit outta him for being an idiot.

Then I was woken up by my mom before that could happen.

I fell back asleep and became me again, this time my mom needed me to do something for her: this Spider-Girl alien had crash landed and she needed me to drive a few errands for her so that the spider-girl could go to the school (which was for some reason an intergalactic station or something) and phone her race of people. The spider-girl was from an unidentified alien race, so we didn't know who they were, an she was very quiet about her people, but also polite. I ran the errands, after much error in communication (this part is a bit hazy, I think I woke up here), and after a bit I made it to the school, where she phoned her mother ship and told me to wait outside. But FUCK THAT, I sneaked on board and listened into the conversation between her and their leader. Their leader was some mechanical-like spider-guy who hated Humans and wanted to enslave us. I wouldn't let that happen, so I came into the light, and it turns out this spider-guy knew me!

It was because I was actually Captain Jack Harkness, from Doctor Who. Sometime during my adventures I did something to this guy (who used to be Human) to turn him into this alien spider. He made prodigy and wants revenge. He attacks me with spinning sawblade maces, but I outsmart him and use them against him to cut off his legs. At this point the forces come on board, find out what's going on, and congratulate me for being awesome after escorting away the evil guy. But of course I'm awesome. I'm Captain Jack Harkness.

I had a nice one last night. I was a member of some super magic space army. The first half of it was clearing out some space installation, something about an infection we had to look out for. Our best dood was infected but we didn't care, he was cool.

Anyways after that our barracks became a kind of van and we traveled around. We went to a suburb and got berated and made fun of by three Valley Girls. So we turned them into little plastic dolls, shoved them in balls, and put them in those machines you get shitty rings from for 25 cents. We went about out business and after a few days I let them free, despite the complaints of my fellow soldiers, cause I thought they learned their lesson.

The last thing I remember from my dream is walking into my brother Chris' house is a gallon of orange juice. The end.

So I had a dream the other day, but I wasn't able to post here without double posting so here it is:

First half of the dream, I was an administrator of a pool. Basically I floated around and observed people, making sure they followed the rules as they swam and talked to each other. Basically it was like TF2, but swimming.

After the pool closed, everyone went to the apartments next to the pool. My neighbor was Gamzee from Homestuck. He was acting all weird but he was like "NaH mAn ItS mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoOl" so I decided not to sweat it. Then Patrick Starr went to visit Gamzee and Gamzee fucking murdered him and harvested his blood into a magic potion. He then started to murder all the other Trolls who lived in these apartments.

I teamed up with Karkat to try and stop Gamzee, but we couldn't, and soon Gamzee was super powered up on magic blood potions, and all the other trolls were dead. Then Dumbledore showed up, and defeated Gamzee easily. And thus the terror was defeated.

Then I woke up.

I had a dream my dead grandparents picked up my family and drove them all the way from Georgia to their house they sold a few years ago down in Florida.

On a flying bicycle.