Welp, I got time before my tutoring session, might as well get this over with.
Will you ever discover that "secret" feature I added recently?
Probably when someone tells me what it is and it no longer becomes secret.
Is my last question only a mere attempt at getting you to test or is it a little of both truths?
Probably a bit of both, but mostly the first one. Sorry, I've been busy.
Will you come to the testing castle? I had Peach bake another cake for you instead of Mario this time.
I'm glad you got Peach to stop baking Mario, dude tastes like ass. I don't care how many lives he's got, it's both disgusting and inhumane.
How many questions do you think 1000 character posts could fit?
At most a thousand. At least one, but that'd be a really weird question.
Should I attempt to use 1000 characters in this post?
No, because you've already typed it up.
What is the smallest question you can think of?
Why?
What is a man?
You see Scrydan, there are these little building blocks of life called cells. There are different types of cells for each organism, and they each have DNA with tells when what kind of proteins to build and how to use them. This DNA distinguishes us from other creatures. So the cells work together to set up all the protein and this combination of trillions of trillions of cells is a man.
Did you just reference that quote I expected you to?
No, because that would have been too easy.
What is the first video game sound track you can think of when I mention the word "danger"?
Top Gun. OH WAIT, that game HAD NO MUSIC.

How would you answer this question with a question if this wasn't really a question in the first place?
Like this.
Am I making you go insane with this amount of questions?
Already been in sane, it's not that cool of a place to be, honestly.
How many characters do you think I am using with this question so far?
Exactly 810, 664 if you don't count spaces as characters.
Is this the first time someone asked you so many darned questions?
Yeah, usually people don't give a shit what I think.
Do you think I might ask these many questions to someone else or am I giving you special treatment? <3
You probably would, yeah.
Is Scrydan's post even worth answering in its entirety?
Apparently, yes.
Are you going to answer them all whether or not it's worth it?
Apparently, yes.