Posted by Marzen64

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I had a dream that I was part of a large family: There was me, Tommy Pickles, Chucky, and Phil and Lil Deville. Angelica was like a grown up teenage brat. So, we were all in our room, being loud and whatnot. Our parents told us to shut up, but we continued to be loud. Finally, they had enough, and they blamed Tommy.

So they took him into the bathroom, opened a secret entrance, and threw him into a pit with a lion.

I was the only one who saw this so I tried to convince everyone. Nobody believed me. Angelica left and the twins made fun of me, only Chucky was on the edge of believing me. The parents called down Phil and Lil, and they left, never to return. God knows what happened to then. So, eventually, I managed to convince Chuckie that our parents were cold blooded murderers and that we need to save Tommy, who was counting on me to help him. We got to the secret trap door and opened it up, called down to Tommy, and no one called back. Tommy was dead.

So we were freaking out, neither the twins nor Angelika were coming back so we feared the worst, and we could hear our parents slowly coming upstairs. So, we tried calling the police. The phone lines were cut. Almost accepting our fate, I realized Angelika was a bratty teen, and so she must have a cellphone. She for some reason left it behind, and we used it to call the police just as our parents entered the room.

Then I woke up.

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Seriously, Rugrats!? What the fuck.

I haven't been able to remember any of my dreams lately. Been to occupied or just fades before I can write it all down. I know they are about me being in large houses.

I had a dream where I went to go visit some family that was ass-deep in some part of the country I've never heard of (I could only describe it as being in 2nd grade and not knowing the states) to stay a few days.

The relatives lived in a small townhome complex built right at the edge of a fucking canyon cliff. The front doors were facing outward except for the relatives house, and I could see out the window to the wooden walkway which hovered over the long painful fall below. "It must suck to move furniture in there" I thought. Anyway, my relatives thought it would be a good idea to go to the beach that was down in the canyon. We found a way down to the beach; it didn't seem to be as far down as it actually was. But, the way dreams go, physics really didn't matter and inside the canyon was an ocean. You could see for miles and the only canyon wall I could see was upshore a little bit.

After some play and a bit of boobies, I found myself relaxing on shore. I got up to go get some soda when I saw and heard a massive wave coming toward us. The sound the people made was horrendous. We found our way back up the canyon wall where we escaped the wave, but it brought the water level up to the point where I was standing in at least 2 or 3 inches of it. I saw another wave coming, this time from the opposite direction. I went to go grab a piece of rectangular tubed steel sticking out of the ground. As I got a hold of it, I saw another wave coming from the opposite direction. It looked like the waves were going to converge at my point, and they did. They felt like small waves. After they hit, the water started to subside. All the people were gone except for my relatives. The house was still there too, somehow.

After all this, one of my family members decided it was a good idea to go out on the OTHER side of the house and have a snowball fight.

Ok, so I had a very interesting one here... I was waiting in line for something (possibly public transit, can't remember...) and I decided to break out my phone to play Metroid. The first one.

I remember playing in Brinstar, having this strange weapon that looked a lot like the furry/fuzzy blocks that make up part of the terrain, and it shot two at a time and was pretty powerful. As I was killing pretty much everything in my path, I realized I had a lot of upgrades, but I didn't have the Varia Suit! What the hell?

So, luckily, by that time, I wasn't that far from the room you have to shoot upwards to get to the Varia Suit room. But at this point, even though I still kinda recognized the room, it looked like I was playing some kind of remake or sequel to the game, and over to the left of the room was a hidden doorway (no door, just transition) to a darker room with hidden passageways. The whole area looked like overgrown vegetation, sorta like Green Brinstar from Super Metroid. As I walked in, I was grabbed by some kind of creature and had the life sucked out of me, and the effect on-screen looked like a bunch of hearts surrounding the area this is taking place in. Sorta racy, eh?

Anyway, I went back out to the previous room, and then went back in. Same thing. It was during this attempt that I noticed a morph ball path up above. In the previous room, there was a crumbled looking block that hinted that's where I should bomb and enter. So I did. After going back into the room for a third time, I was finally in the morph ball path. Looking ahead, I realize there's a problem... I can't cross the gap ahead without falling down! In any event, I continue forward, passing behind the foreground, and I run into the item I need to get past! It was the Boost Ball, from Metroid Prime. The item allowed me to continue past by charging it up (which took less than a second of holding the button down) and it would propel me straight forward, crossing the gap.

In the next couple rooms were some more opportunities to try out my new item. As I dicked around in there, I continued to the next room and found a boss! The entire boss was to be fought with the morph ball upgrades and bombs. The boss kinda reminded me of a mix between an Omega Metroid and Crocomire. It had dentrils which could reach into the morph ball tunnels. When the boss did so, I could boost into a block that would lock the tendril into the tunnel, then I could make my way down and get out of morph ball mode and blast the shit out of the boss. During the entire process, there was another item waiting for me to pick up in the bottom right corner of the room, just taunting me. The boss wouldn't let me pick it up until I defeated it.

As an added bonus, I noticed that one could enter the room from another direction, having access to the item right away, to have it while you fight the boss.

Alas, I would never find out, because it was time to put my phone away and continue with whatever I was doing.