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Kawa
Posted on 08-10-12 06:11 PM Link | ID: 23242
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<z-byte> I can't do a day without vigorous exercise
<Lunaria> pfffhahaha
<Lunaria> soryr
<Lunaria> I just get the wrong images

Kawa
Posted on 08-17-12 09:16 PM Link | ID: 23826
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<Kawa> $8ball Is GreyMario a miserable sack of shit?
<Cynthia> Kawa: it is certain.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you rigged to give "affirmative" answers 90% of the time?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: signs point to no.
<GreyMaria> ...
<Kawa> This is truth.
<Nicole> lol
<GreyMaria> $8ball So it's a fair chance?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So what you're telling me is you're just a prick, right?
<Kawa> :D
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: ask again later.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Do you ENJOY proving my points with dismissive remarks?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: what if it isn't?
<Kawa> XD
<z-byte> $8ball Does life despise GreyMaria?
<Cynthia> z-byte: signs point to yes.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Was that a dismissive remark?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: concentrate and ask again.
<GreyMaria> ...
* GreyMaria turns Cynthia upside down
<GreyMaria> $8ball What about Kawa? Do you hate him?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you TRYING to piss me off?

<GreyMaria> ...

<GreyMaria> $8ball Well?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: my reply is -- ooh, shiny!
* GreyMaria facepalms
<GreyMaria> Fuck it.
* GreyMaria flops on a pile of gold coins
<GreyMaria> ...
<GreyMaria> $8ball This is pyrite formed into coin shapes, isn't it.
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: you may rely on it.
<GreyMaria> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
<Kawa> XD
<z-byte> $8ball Do people immediately dismiss GreyMaria as bullshit?
<Cynthia> z-byte: yes.

<GreyMaria> I have never seen an 8-ball with such a fucking attitude.

Marzen64
Posted on 08-19-12 05:39 AM Link | ID: 23928
T̨̞͎͓͉̮͓̠o͚͎o ̴̘̼̳͔̥̺͓m̤̤a̸̳̫̜̠̬͉̗ny͕̳ ̥͈̘̞͟c͚̦̳̘̠̟ͅo҉̗͎̮̣͉o̷͍̤̥̞͔͎̹k҉͙̲̩͍̮̮s͈̼͎
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<Marzen64> Ok
<Marzen64> Ok they stopped
* Marzen64 slowly takes off glasses to reveal bloodshot eyes
<Marzen64> In all seriousness though that was pretty fucking insane lol
<@KP9000> what was
<Marzen64> My suitemate was having some sex.
<Marzen64> Quite some sex.
<Marzen64> Some.... loud sex.
<Marzen64> If you will
<@KP9000> oh.
<@KP9000> you know how to get rid of shit like that
<@KP9000> ask to join them
<Marzen64> All I can say is thank god for headphone- pff
<Marzen64> GM said the same exact thing actually
<@KP9000> well
<Marzen64> I don't like causing scenes and people have sex bothers me
<Marzen64> So I'd walk in there
<Marzen64> And stutter and fidget
<Marzen64> Then probably vomit
<@KP9000> lol
<Marzen64> Which to be fair would ALSO stop them from having sex
<@KP9000> hahaha
<Marzen64> So mission accomplished
<@KP9000> so what the fuck ya waiting for
<@KP9000> lol
<Marzen64> *rushes in*

Gohan
Posted on 09-01-12 05:23 AM Link | ID: 25156


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GreyMaria> I had a girl once and I haven't posted her naughties on the internet at all.
<Rydia> the album is password protected
<NoLimitBot> New reply by +Trelior (General Forum: Kafuka Mosts - Summer 2012 DISCUSS DISCUSS DISCUSS! (555) (+258)) - http://board.kafuka.org/?p=25155
<Rydia> so I could show you it but I wouldn't give to the password
<GreyMaria> what, then, would be the point
<Rydia> Exactly.
<GreyMaria> `-`
<GreyMaria> Huh. Scent of cat shit makes me sneeze.
<Rydia> What the fuck. XD
<GreyMaria> shrug.

Scrydan
Posted on 09-07-12 10:21 PM Link | ID: 25745

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In some place far away...

<Scrydan> But windows apparently calls me secure and "why" is scrysanese for "boi".


...

<Scrydan> Umaro scrydanese
<Umaro> Is scrydanese for "bluedragon."
<Danika> Umaro, photo
<Umaro> If your friends photo albums all say things behind his back, trolled, trolled, too.
<Danika> Umaro, halal
<Umaro> And halal food for one)
<Danika> "HALAL MOBILE MARKET"
<Scrydan> How did you know I was a blue dragon, Umaro? :o
<Danika> ;P
<Umaro> If you're a business-type person, and two *good*, likely.
<Scrydan> Umaro = perv
<Umaro> Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'm a perv.


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Kawa
Posted on 09-10-12 04:48 PM Link | ID: 25974
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<GreyMaria> fucking timezones, how do they work?
<Kawa> Well
<Kawa> When one timezone loves another timezone very much...
<Kawa> (and I do mean VERY much)
<Marzen64> They have sex and create jetlag.
<GreyMaria> ...
<Kawa> Yes, thank you Matt.
<GreyMaria> That... explains...
<GreyMaria> EVERYTHING!

Lili~ ♥
Posted on 09-13-12 07:06 PM Link | ID: 26426
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[20:58:29] <~Kawa> Me and my big mouth :3
[20:59:23] <%Liliana> omnivore
[20:59:56] <~Kawa> I'd like to eat you... in, you know... "that" way? ;)
[21:00:08] <~Kawa> that was so bad I'm so sorry X3
[21:00:10] <%Liliana> cannibalism?
[21:00:11] <%Liliana> :<
[21:00:14] <Nicole> =o
[21:00:17] <~Kawa> No not THAT way.
[21:00:28] <~Kawa> Jesus fuck what's wrong with you? XD

GreyMaria
Posted on 02-25-13 10:21 PM Link | ID: 31205
~</3
Outta here.
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<SoundLogic_> Ah. Not much then. Also, apparently my laptop does not like having its heat vents blocked by heated blankets


Not from our network, but we don't have any goddamn activity in this thread anyway.

NovaSquirrel
Posted on 02-25-13 10:45 PM Link | ID: 31206

Goomba

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RETRO NOLIMITNET QUOTES from ages ago

<Kyurel> alright
<Kyurel> so today I drove 125 miles
<Kyurel> driving is more fun than sitting in the passenger seat trying to find a radio station that's not country and not in spanish
<NovaYoshi> drove 125 miles to Nova's house
<Kyurel> fucking LeOdd stealing my link like a boss
<NovaYoshi> driving 125 miles to LeOdd's house like a boss
<Kyurel> ...
<Kyurel> novayoshi why is that funny
<tubular> inb4 new botplace meme
<tubular> that i won't give shit about

<Darkon> Fuck
<NovaYoshi> yes please
<NightKev> just die in a fire ny

(talking about boiling water to make pasta)
<Kyurel> except maybe I would have been like "Wait till it looks like the lava in super mario world, only clear"
<Kyurel> maybe nova doesn't know what boiling looks like, you know?

<Vector> ho, stag
...
<stag019> lol
<stag019> and why did you call me a ho?
<tubular> he thinks he is a pimp
<tubular> he is coming off a coding high and he is what we often call
<tubular> "thinks he is a pimp"

<Kuro-chan> Post edited by ShoFIZZLE (General Chat: What are you wearing? (7025)) - https://acmlm.kafuka.org/board?p=146820
<NovaYoshi> would I get in trouble if I replied "bra and panties. u?"
<NightKev> hopefully
<KP9000> I would ban you on the stpot
<NightKev> okay good
<NightKev> go do it
<NightKev> !

<NovaYoshi> GreyMario -> GM -> Grandmother
<GreyMaria> for the love of god
<GreyMaria> at least pretend to have a brain
<Nick> you don't
<Nick> why should he
<NovaYoshi> burn

<Kyurel> hey what is that menu called that is like
<Kyurel> |------text---------------|
<Kyurel> |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;|
<Kyurel> |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;content&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;|
<Kyurel> |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;|
<Kyurel> |-------------------------|
<NovaYoshi> nice art
<Kyurel> I can't remember how to do that in html
<stag019> box
<Kyurel> somethign with a label
<NovaYoshi> ---------
<NovaYoshi> | penis |
<NovaYoshi> --------------
<NovaYoshi> | picture of alcaro's penis |
<NovaYoshi> | sign up for our newsletter |
<NovaYoshi> -----------------------
<stag019> fieldset?
<Kyurel> ah yes
<Kyurel> thank you
<zkip> rofl4
<zkip> i love how nova involves

* stag019 sticks you up
<stag019> gimme all your monies
<NovaSquirrel> why would a squirrel have any money
<stag019> ...
<stag019> i refuse to say gimme all your nuts

<NovaSquirrel> danny phantom
<padz> pls go
<NovaSquirrel> pls going ghost

<NovaSquirrel> let's have a versioning software convention and then call it a "git together"
<comet> git the fuck out


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KP
Posted on 11-27-13 05:04 AM (rev. 2 of 11-27-13 05:06 AM by KP) Link | ID: 37170
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<KP9000> I'm so tired
<KP9000> but I can't sleep
<KP9000> what the fuck is this shit.
<Jathys> read while trying to not fall asleep. usually works for me
<KP9000> masturbating myself to sleep usually works too
<KP9000> too bad I've not done that in several months
<KP9000> besides I'd rather not fall asleep with cum on/around me
<KP9000> waking up with hardened jizz on my hair isn't my idea of unisom

Anshinin
Posted on 12-10-13 02:06 AM (rev. 2 of 12-10-13 02:06 AM by Anshinin) Link | ID: 38013
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<Anshinin> "why is this not a godzilla forum"


Anshinin has good ideas.

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Epele
Posted on 12-11-13 10:54 PM Link | ID: 38611
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[22:50] <@Nicole> and I've never slept with a train, despite the fact that I used to live down the street from a railyard
[22:50] <Liliana> how would that even work
[22:50] <Liliana> and, er
[22:50] <Liliana> how would you get offsprings
[22:51] <@Nicole> I wasn't planning on having offspring anyway
[22:51] <@Gywall> Where do you think toy trains came from?



The world could always use more heroes!

Scrydan
Posted on 12-12-13 04:41 AM Link | ID: 38702

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And now that mystery has been solved. Good job, Epele. :P
Now to patent this and make money from this method. Bawhaha!

Back to my favorite layout!

Epele
Posted on 01-04-14 12:15 AM Link | ID: 40274
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[00:13] *** KP9000 has joined #kafuka
[00:13] *** ChanServ sets mode +o KP9000
[00:14] <@Gywall> Nope.
[00:14] <@Gywall> Nothing to see.
[00:14] <@KP9000> I would have asked if I missed something
[00:14] <@KP9000> but
[00:14] <@KP9000> since there's nothing to fucking see here
[00:14] *** KP9000 has left #kafuka



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Epele
Posted on 01-22-14 12:00 AM Link | ID: 41577
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[23:59] <DahrkDaiz> time to make goombas stack on tob of each other
[23:59] <DahrkDaiz> cuz fuck yeah?
[23:59] <Zeta_LaCroix> Goomba orgy?



The world could always use more heroes!

Lili~ ♥
Posted on 02-07-14 12:45 AM Link | ID: 44881
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[00:02:03] <@Gywall> I like putting my mouth on things..
[00:02:18] <@Gywall> ..wait..
[00:02:19] <Liliana> Gywall: er...
[00:02:22] <@Gywall> that came out wrong
[00:02:24] <@Nicole> lol
[00:02:26] <@Gywall> very wrong

Epele
Posted on 02-16-14 08:34 PM Link | ID: 48147
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[20:33] * skyluigi installs an "off" switch on Nicole
[20:33] <@Gywall> ..
[20:33] <skyluigi> There. Problem solved! =)
[20:33] <@Nicole> meow
[20:33] * @Gywall turns Nicole off.
[20:33] *** Nicole has left #kafuka: offline



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Epele
Posted on 03-03-14 09:27 PM Link | ID: 51014
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[21:25] <Liliana> Katie = me
[21:25] <Liliana> :P
[21:25] <@Nicole> ohhh
[21:25] <Witch> and 52kgs or so
[21:25] <Witch> of weight
[21:25] <@Nicole> I didn't see that plot twist coming



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Epele
Posted on 03-04-14 09:24 PM Link | ID: 51233
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[21:21] <@Nicole> I don't lik絵とれly音ぶせs
[21:21] <@Nicole> *I don't like to rely on buses
[21:21] <Taryn> Nicole: whoa
[21:22] <Taryn> hit the Japanese button by mistake?
[21:22] <@Nicole> Taryn: yep :P I am the greatest at ypos



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KP
Posted on 03-10-14 01:19 AM Link | ID: 51870
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<Glaug-Eldare> did you know that mcdonalds comes up with new menu items by smashing previous menu items into each other with a particle accelerator and seeing what tasty new meal is ejected?
<Skellie> haha
<KP9000> I'm really craving a McHiggs right now
<Glaug-Eldare> McHiggs is back
<KP9000> Grab them now with an order of Boson Bites and Quark Juice!
<Glaug-Eldare> how many buckazoids is that
<KP9000> at least 5 sigma
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