Granted, but your computer is broken instead.

I wish I didn't have to pay so much for heating.

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'Cause when you've given up,
When no matter what you do it's never good enough,
When you never thought that it could ever get this tough,
That's when you feel my kind of love.

Granted: all roads in Massachusetts are closed for "construction".

I wish I could get into grad school.

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'Cause when you've given up,
When no matter what you do it's never good enough,
When you never thought that it could ever get this tough,
That's when you feel my kind of love.

Granted, but you spend every moment of your life so monumentally tired that you wish you could sleep again.

I wish I could speak another language fluently.

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'Cause when you've given up,
When no matter what you do it's never good enough,
When you never thought that it could ever get this tough,
That's when you feel my kind of love.

Granted: you have 10 coins, each of which has the letter M on it.

I wish Scrydan used IRC again

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'Cause when you've given up,
When no matter what you do it's never good enough,
When you never thought that it could ever get this tough,
That's when you feel my kind of love.

Granted, but her evil is just transferred to another Kafukan.

I wish homophobia was illegal.

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'Cause when you've given up,
When no matter what you do it's never good enough,
When you never thought that it could ever get this tough,
That's when you feel my kind of love.