Posted by Database

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Who kills enough people to make that a popular saying?

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Stalin does.

Haven't you ever played C&C Red Alert?

Posted by Squiddy

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Is Nicolas Maduro, the President of Venezuela, pretty much Joseph Stalin?

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I haven't seen him wearing a nice mustache like Stalin's.

Posted by Database

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I've never actually played a C&C game of any title. Lol

Do you know more quotes off the top of your head spouted by mad tyrants?

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What do you think I am, a quotebook?

Are you aware that the bandwagon is heading towards a cliff?

This needs pictures of bread.

Oh yeah, the eclipse. I kinda missed it, though I did notice when it suddenly got dark outside. It was kinda freaky.

But I still have the memories of the total eclipse of 1999. Seriously, that was so fascinating...

Posted by Squiddy

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Don't you think Somoza was the legitimate President of Nicaragua? Carter helped the communist Sandinistas take over the country and now Nicaragua is much more poorer than it was.

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I *think* you should ask Nicole when it comes to politics.

Posted by Tierage

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How does everyone keep up with posting sprees?

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Opening a hundred thousand tabs. And staying up all night, I guess.

Posted by Database

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You can be whatever you wanna be~
Have you followed your dreams?

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If I were to follow my dreams I'd have to move to England. And, er, yeah.

Posted by Database

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What awaits you in the UK?

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A nice and caring girlfriend who unfortunately has some body image problems.

Posted by Squiddy

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What would you do with a nuke?

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Fire it, stand back, watch the fireworks.

Isn't that the coolest part of having a nuke?

Posted by Database

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How do you deal with excess amounts of silliness?

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If it gets too silly, I'll just skip it. I'm stubborn like that.

Posted by Squiddy

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Have you ever considered baking a pizza with a nuke?

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Like the above. See what I mean?

(not to mention I wouldn't want to get radiation sickness)

Posted by XerX

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Which is better? Sun or Moon?

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You're giving me a question that is probably impossible to answer in one sentence. In fact, I'd probably have to write a novel to answer your question appropriately.

There are reasons to like the sun and reasons to hate it, and same with the moon. Though I'd prefer eternal darkness for the sole reason that it means we won't be getting any heat waves.

Posted by Squiddy

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So you'll be stubborn towards me?

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* Liliana hugs Squiddy

It's okay. Don't take it personally...

Posted by Database

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What's the weirdest interest you have that you don't have trouble admitting?

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Maps and geography. If you can call that weird, but it's usually the stereotype of school nerds.

Posted by Tierage

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Is Database participating in these ask threads to get info into his database?

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Wouldn't it be easier to just do a SELECT * FROM Kafuka WHERE 1?

Posted by CherryBunny

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If you could have or invent any ice cream flavour, what would you like to try?

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I'm not one for inventing new stuff. I'll stick to the tried and true. And raspberry ice cream...

Posted by Database

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Are people aware that I'm not actually a computer?

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You kinda look like a computer on your photo, though.

* Liliana hides

Posted by Squiddy

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Would you ever do DROP TABLE `users`;?

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I'm not that cruel.

Posted by Tierage

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Do you agree that Database is just a computer-generated bot? There's no way he's a real person.

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He's smarter than Cleverbot, at least.

Posted by Database

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BEEP BOOP BEEP? (I don't understand how I look like a computer lol)

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C:\>ver

(Also, that was a joke, lol)

Posted by Squiddy

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Is someone cursing in here, I presume?

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Cursing isn't censored here. I can fucking say whatever goddamned shit I want and it will fucking stay visible.

Posted by Tierage

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Why the absolute fuck do people swear? It's just a bunch of bullshit.

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Because you can swear on the Internet.

Posted by Squiddy

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So, what the fuck is going on here?! Fucking?!

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???

Posted by Database

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What is with the lack of chill pills?

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Spreeing tends to make people pumped up.

I could probably sleep in the very back since I have a hatchback. I just need to make sure I don't accidentally lock myself in there, because then I'd have no way of getting out.

Posted by Tierage

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Fuck fuck fuck? Fucking fuckity fuck fucking fuck fuckward?

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Ok, for people like you I'll instate a swear filter.

Posted by Squiddy

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Have you ever been to Fucking, Austria before?

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Nope, and I don't think I'd want to head there. There are more interesting places. Like Hitler's birthplace.

I woke up with super painful hunger. I was just short of starvation. So I got myself a few leftovers. It was nice.

You know what Gywall once said to me. What is a magnitude 3 earthquake for others is a magnitude 8 earthquake for me.

Posted by Squiddy

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Posted by ゼンガー・ゾンボルト

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Not you. The person who wrote the title.

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*Ahem* I overreact too.

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Well, we are the same, aren't we?

Posted by Squiddy

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But why not visit Fucking, Austria? I personally would like to take a picture of the sign.

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Other than the sign, the village is rather boring.

Posted by Database

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Are we all in danger of losing our souls?

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Haven't you seen that new cannon up there? It will be fun seeing people become zombies.

Posted by Tierage

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What if Kafuka suddenly became child friendly?

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It'd die. Just like Jul.

And I explode and hate people if they are even ten minutes late. Or if they're not there for me all day round. Or if they have other friends besides me...