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Kafuka Mosts ~ Summer 2012

And so, once again, the Mosts nominations have come to an end! It was a pretty low turnout, to be honest, but we got some pretty obvious results anyway so let's get on with it.

Best Newcomer -- Leaving @Anya, @gridatttack, and @TKB far in the dust with a whopping nine votes against one each, this one's for @Scrydan. I still don't know where the fuck that guy came from so that's pretty well deserved I guess.

Best Oldbie -- Another nice one, and this one has a whole bunch of different names in it. We've got @Nicole and (perhaps surprisingly) @Acmlm hanging on at third place, followed by @Anya and @TKB in the middle... leaving @Emuz as this year's Best Oldbie. How does that even happen?

Most Likely to Make a Lovely Couple -- Not a lot of callers for this one. We've only got seven noms: two of you silly piggies think I would go well with @Cynthia, and only one thinks I should go with @Liliana, but the other four think @Nicole and @Gywall would be good. To which I can say only one thing. You guys suck at shipping.

Sexiest -- Our first category where the "too many" rule is triggered. @Anya is without a doubt the sexiest around, and I really can't disagree, considering the shit I pulled on Tumblr. You know what I mean, beautiful. So that leaves @Danika, @Nicole, @TKB, @Trelior, @nensondubois (who?), and @Ailure (WHAT?!) to win nothing. Good day!

Best ROM Hacker -- Gotta love the @DahrkDaiz embargo. Most of you jokingly voted for the poor sumbitch anyway, but the runner-up and therefore winner of first place is @Mega-Mario with an impressive nine votes, leaving @Acmlm and

DJ Bouche as #2, and poor @southbird (who?) as third.

The Wootest -- A category I take responsibility for. Unfortunately, noms distribution made for too many second-place spots so I'm gonna have to cut this down. The Wootest are... @DahrkDaiz and @Emuz. To the eight poor fools who got shafted by their own popularity, there's cake and drinks in the hallway in front of the staff room. Somehow, and I must give him honorable mention for this, @Acmlm got only one vote. So give him an extra slice, Cynthia dear.

Most Likely to Live the Fun Drama Experience -- Emphasis on "drama" it seems from these results. The most likely to live a dramatic experience, fun or otherwise, is ofcourse @GreyMaria with eight votes. @Rydia is not even close to that with only half that amount, leaving @Jet, @Nick, and... @Trelior, what the fuck, in third place.

Best Mood Avatars -- No love for the Crocoduck? Shame on you guys for voting @Gywall into the top spot! @Trelior makes second place, and @Nicole makes up the rear. And what a rear it is.

Best Post Layout -- @Ijah makes the top spot with something for which I can honestly say, I liked the previous version better. I mean, it's not bad but the links... but this isn't the place to whine about that. @Nicole and @Scrydan make up second place together, and who's on third? Who else but @Googie.

Best Diplomat -- You know there's shit when you need one of these. @Gywall seems to be our best bet, according to popular opinion. Can you have a popular opinion when there's only four noms? @Emuz and @Ryudo make second-best together. There is, as the old meme goes, no three.

Most Shy -- While counting noms for this one, I got a bit scared as @Nicole was taking the lead somehow, but in the end normality persevered and Fluttershy won in a photo finish. @Acmlm makes third, though some may have confused "shy" for "totally a goddamn hermit".

Most Sarcastic -- There's no way I could win that, right? It's not like @Trelior is an even bigger asshole than I am... oh wait he totally is, somehow. And poor @Marzen makes third with only one vote. Don't worry, Matt. I know you can do better.

Mostly Likely To Tapped On The Head With A Rolled Up E-Newspaper -- But god damn do you guys dislike @Rydia. Eight of you annoyed peeps would probably rather use an actual newspaper on him, while only six would rather target @GreyMaria. Third place has too many peeps in, so that's that for this category.

Most Likely To Buy Cynthia Some Underpants -- Fun fact: @Cynthia does not wear underpants. So she herself is not as likely, but as unlikely to buy underpants as @Trapster is. Which, in a way, makes Kim look like a total toolbox. Not even a tool, a whole box of 'em. We all knew @Ailure was a bit odd so that's nothing special. For third place, see one category above.

Most Likely To Be Able To Find Acmlm -- Very zen, voting @Acmlm himself as most likely to find himself. I wonder how @Ailure and @Emuz would pull it off from their second place, but not so much

DJ Bouche.

Best Male Member -- I don't know how, but @Marzen64 got this one in the bag. @Scrydan is up on second, leaving @Emuz and @Gywall on third. Whatever that implies. Somehow @Acmlm and I didn't qualify :\

Best Female Member -- Sorry @Liliana, but it seems they like @Nicole better. She has seven votes, but Lili's got six so that's not too much of a difference there. And she did win Most Shy so that's fair enough. @Anya and @TKB make third, leaving @Danika to not qualify.

Best Undecided Sex Member -- Who else but @KP9000. I don't know how @Trapster makes second in such a positive category but that's just my own bias speaking. @Lunaria and I make third together, so all hope is not quite lost.

Best of the Staff -- You guys like @KP9000 too much. @Gywall is pretty high up too, leaving @Nicole and @Emuz as third-best. Something is very wrong here.

Most Fun to Talk To -- Me, ofcourse... wait what? @Gywall is #1? How does that even happen? Unfortunately, there's too many noms on second place.

Most Missed -- Somehow, this is not @Acmlm, because the only nominee of the thirteen in this category to get more than one notch is @Ailure.

Best Roleplayer -- Six noms, two nominees, no winners. @GreyMaria and @Trelior. The good, the bad, and they're both silly. You didn't really think I'd say "ugly" now didya?

Smartest -- @Emuz knows more things than @DahrkDaiz, somehow, who is pretty fuckin' smart. Just like dear sweet @Liliana. They make number two to Em's one, leaving @Acmlm, @Ryudo, and @Scrydan at three.

Biggest Smart-Ass -- Smartest's evil twin. @Trelior and I make up a whopping ten votes on this, leaving us both on the #1 spot. I will defeat you, Trailer. @GreyMaria and @NightKev need more practice.

Most Creative -- I'm making an erotic roguelike, how am I only second place? @Ijah and @Scrydan are on top, leaving @DahrkDaiz and @Googie to languish with me, and @Anya and @Ferdal even lower somehow. Have I mentioned something's wrong with the world?

Most Reclusive -- The number one here is ofcourse @Acmlm with a nice eight points. What'd I say? Total fuckin' hermit up in there guys. @Ailure is not reclusive, really. He's just ugly. @Ijah, @Liliana, and @Sukasa probably have their own very good and varied reasons to be #3 together.

Most Mysterious -- Well yeah we all knew @Acmlm works in mysterious ways. @Femine makes number two, leaving @Ailure (who is not mysterious at all, trust me on this one) and @DahrkDaiz (who totes is) at third.

Best at Advice -- @Gywall and @Scrydan somehow get on #1 here. Now, Dan I can imagine, but... whatever.

Best ABXD Developer -- Considering @Mega-Mario and I fuckin' made that thing, and @Dirbaio let you-know-who get his grubby mitts on when I gave Dirby responsibility (and what a responsible thing that was!) it's no wonder MM and I won with eight votes between us, against Dirby's measly two.

Best AB2x Developer -- Yeah I can imagine how @Scrydan won this one. Start a project, get in a bit of a slump, enter the new intern with too much goddamn Red Bull in his system. That may sound disapproving but trust me I didn't mean it in any negative way. @Emuz makes number two, still pretty high for being the head poncho here and

DJ Bouche makes three. Heh. That's the guy's UID too. What a twist!

An easier to read table might come later.

You might notice I left out two of Ailure's votes. You can't very well expect to get away with voting for Acmlm as both Best Male Member and Female, right?